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Charlie, why don't you tell us
what you want to thank god for,

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and close your eyes
and make a wish.

4
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<i>Six months of sobriety?</i>

5
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<i>Nothing you want to say?</i>

6
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Thanks.

7
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You look like you came
from a funeral.

8
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Close. A birthday.

9
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That's dark, man.

10
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Where you headed?

11
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Los Angeles.

12
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I can take you to a bus station,
but I got to drop her off first.

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Is this cool?

14
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Yeah. This point,
won't make a difference.

15
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All right.

16
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What's wrong with her?

17
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Besides her general disposition,

18
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it's cancer.

19
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Let me get you
in your chair, ma.

20
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There you go.

21
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Hey,
think I could use your phone?

22
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Sure.

23
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Thanks.

24
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I'll be right back.

25
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There we go.

26
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I'll get your shows on?

27
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<i>Hi. We're not home.</i>

28
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<i>Leave a message.</i>

29
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Hey...

30
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It's me.

31
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I'm coming home.

32
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Just wanted to let you know
that I'm okay,

33
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and...

34
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I think things are gonna be
different this time, so...

35
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Yeah.

36
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Okay, bye.

37
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<i>Hello, America, and welcome
to "fact or fiction?"</i>

38
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<i>I'm your host...</i>

39
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Hey, man,
mind if I use your bathroom?

40
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Yeah, go ahead.

41
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Just down the hall to the left.

42
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<i>Kid.</i>

43
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-You still with us?
-Yeah, man.

44
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-Yeah.
-Can I get a smoke?

45
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Yeah.

46
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What are those?

47
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Camels.

48
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Nah, the pills, man.

49
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I...

50
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I got my wisdom teeth out.

51
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Yeah?
What you working with, percs?

52
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Nah. I switched
the labels around,

53
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I'm not...

54
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let me see those.

55
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Yeah. Yeah, man, these are...

56
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let me see those!

57
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My mother's oxys?

58
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What the fuck, man!

59
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Fuck.

60
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What else you take?

61
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Nothing, man. I... just those.

62
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Get the fuck out of here!
Get out of here!

63
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<i>Adam.</i>

64
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Your phone.

65
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Adam, your phone is ringing.

66
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What are you doing?

67
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You have, like,
three missed calls.

68
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What are you,
my fucking secretary?

69
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Who do you know from Utah?

70
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No one.

71
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Shit. Charlie.

72
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Have to go.

73
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Shit.

74
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What about your parents?

75
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Don't worry about them.

76
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You're just gonna
leave all this out here?

77
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Yeah. They don't come
up here anyway.

78
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All right.

79
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Just don't do any
while I'm gone.

80
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There he is.

81
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Hey, man.

82
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It's good to see you.

83
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God.

84
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Thanks for getting me.

85
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You kidding?
I can't get enough of barstow.

86
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So who you been
hanging out with?

87
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No one, really.

88
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Just been...

89
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Spending a lot of time
with this girl.

90
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Actually it's Stacey.

91
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Stacey?

92
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Stacey Chapman?

93
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Stacey...

94
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why would you ever hang out
with Stacey Chapman?

95
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She's a fucking train...

96
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holy shit.

97
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Right?

98
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She really changed.

99
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-She's blossomed.
-Yeah.

100
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What about you?

101
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Me? Glad you asked.

102
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What do you think?

103
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-She's a beaut, right?
-Yeah.

104
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Yeah. She really
listens to me, too.

105
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So how's Tyler, man?
I miss that motherfucker.

106
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Started at umich.

107
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Yeah?

108
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How's Jackson?

109
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Lot better
than the last time you saw him.

110
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What a fucking night?

111
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I think he...

112
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Went to Stanford, but he
dropped out or something.

113
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I don't know. But, hey,

114
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I'm still here.

115
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Fucking barstow.

116
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I guess we're
just gonna have to improvise.

117
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-Nah, man.
-Come on.

118
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-I'm not doing it.
-Come on.

119
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-The beat's dropping, baby.
-I'm not doing it.

120
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I'm not. I'm not gonna...

121
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Aaron Carter.

122
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-Yeah.
-Okay.

123
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I boxed myself in
with "smarter."

124
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Maybe you should hit up
some open mics again.

125
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Gotta have some great material
from all those places.

126
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<i>Maybe.</i>

127
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Guess they forgot
the "welcome home" banner.

128
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It's gonna be okay.

129
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Yeah.
I mean, it's gotta be.

130
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I mean, I'm 18, and...

131
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They can't
just throw me out, so...

132
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We're just gonna...

133
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we're just
gonna have to hash it out.

134
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You want me to come in with you?

135
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Yeah.

136
00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,659
Yeah, you can say
a quick hi.

137
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Do I smell like weed?

138
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-No.
-I think I smell like weed.

139
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Hello?

140
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Mom?

141
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Hello?

142
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<i>-Hey.
-Hi.</i>

143
00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,017
<i>-Hey.
-Hi.</i>

144
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<i>-Hey.
-Charlie.</i>

145
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Hey, guys.

146
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Happy birthday, sweetie.

147
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Yeah, happy birthday, son.

148
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Thanks.

149
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Hi, Adam.

150
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Hey, Ms. mills.

151
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You must be Charlie.

152
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Welcome. Have a seat.

153
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A fucking intervention.

154
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Really? I...
did you know about this?

155
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No, I swear.

156
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<i>-Charlie, please.
-Mrs. mills,</i>

157
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,683
allow me.
This is what I do.

158
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,418
You mean you're
not a personal trainer?

159
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:10,321
-Charlie, take a seat.
-Mr. mills, just stay calm.

160
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Dad, I'm not gonna sit here
and listen to you

161
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tell me what a piece-of-shit
drug addict I am.

162
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No one said
that you're a piece of shit.

163
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You need to go back.

164
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How many times
do I have to tell you

165
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those places,
they don't work for me?

166
00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:23,468
Look, no one said
that sobriety was easy.

167
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If you never speak again,
that'd be... that'd be great.

168
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Just why can't
i stay here, please?

169
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,141
Son...

170
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That's not an option right now.

171
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We're here to save
your life, Charlie.

172
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Can we just talk about this?

173
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Let's just talk about it,
please.

174
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Your mother and I

175
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have already decided.

176
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Mom.

177
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Ahem.
Charlie, I want you

178
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-to be back home with us...
-honey.

179
00:13:49,563 --> 00:13:52,330
We just discussed this.
Remember?

180
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Can't let him manipulate you.

181
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I'm not manipulating her.

182
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I'm asking her for her opinion.
You should try it sometime.

183
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<i>-How fucking dare you?
-Careful.</i>

184
00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:01,840
I'm one
of your constituents now.

185
00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:04,142
You wouldn't want to lose
the governor's race by one vote.

186
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:06,244
Okay, you know what?
Here's how it's gonna go.

187
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:07,645
You can either
head back to treatment

188
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,347
or live on the streets.
It's your choice.

189
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,849
That's an easy one.

190
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,217
-No. Charlie...
-honey.

191
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,751
-Honey.
-Okay, can you not...

192
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:16,120
I can't believe you.

193
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:17,622
I'm sorry. We did not discuss
him living on the streets.

194
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,324
-Yeah, we di...
-that was not an option.

195
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:20,792
Why couldn't you
have just listened?

196
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He comes in here reeking of pot
with his drug buddy.

197
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,896
Yo, Charlie!

198
00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,631
-Charlie.
-Look, man,

199
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,199
I knew that was gonna happen.
I told you.

200
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,534
Let's just be smart
about this, okay?

201
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,135
What,
you taking their side?

202
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:33,271
No. No, man.
I'm on your side, all right?

203
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,406
It's just it's... look, it's all
about knowing when to fuck up.

204
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,442
All right? You think your dad's
gonna give a shit

205
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:38,776
about any of this
when he's elected?

206
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,612
No. No,
he's gonna be in sacramento

207
00:14:40,614 --> 00:14:42,280
-doing his governor thing.
-That's the point, man.

208
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:43,781
Now it's about
fucking up his campaign.

209
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,817
Then it'll be
about fucking up his agenda.

210
00:14:45,819 --> 00:14:46,918
Right. You're right. Go ahead.

211
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,620
Go... go do what you always do.

212
00:14:48,622 --> 00:14:50,655
Go shoot up.
Prove everyone right.

213
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:53,658
With no money,
what are you gonna do?

214
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,860
Go down to skid row and
wave your virgin asshole around?

215
00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:00,265
You just...

216
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,767
Stick it out for 30 days.

217
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,502
You know, I'll be
moving out of my parents',

218
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,237
in my own place
for sophomore year.

219
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,373
You can... you can stay there
as long as you want.

220
00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:15,513
Right.

221
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:16,881
No, you're right.

222
00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:22,320
Besides, I should probably
save my virgin asshole

223
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:23,688
for that special
someone, right?

224
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:28,660
Someone who, you know,
loves me for me, right?

225
00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:31,963
I could be that guy.

226
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:34,399
<i>I just... I just can't take</i>

227
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:35,967
<i>another one of those
lockdown places, you know?</i>

228
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,869
<i>They said it was supposed
to be like a hotel.</i>

229
00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:39,570
<i>Yeah, they always say that.</i>

230
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,639
<i>I'll probably walk
the second I get there.</i>

231
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,808
<i>I'm here if you need me.
I'll be thinking 'bout you.</i>

232
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,910
<i>Sure you will. Yeah.</i>

233
00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:48,680
<i>You'll be sniffing coke off
of some sorority girl's tits,</i>

234
00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:51,416
<i>thinking, "i wonder how
Charlie's sobriety is coming?"</i>

235
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,318
Lift your scrotum, please.

236
00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:06,965
<i>It just covers you like a...
a warm blanket</i>

237
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,299
<i>inside and out.</i>

238
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,902
Hey, it's a new guy.

239
00:16:10,904 --> 00:16:12,537
How you doing, new guy?

240
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:13,938
They probably put him
in Joe's room.

241
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,807
Yeah, he was way too cool
for this place.

242
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:17,842
Yeah, he flew the cuckoo's nest,
went mcmurphy.

243
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:19,811
<i>You guys do nothing</i>

244
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,947
but complain about how you can't
stand it in this place here,

245
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:25,717
but you don't have the guts
to just walk out?

246
00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:27,385
Paul, just finish, man.

247
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:28,753
<i>Okay.</i>

248
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:31,356
<i>So all I'm saying is...</i>

249
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:34,025
You could be under a bridge
in the cold rain,

250
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:36,594
still feel the warmth.

251
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,796
You could hit the lottery.

252
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:41,799
Win the nobel prize,
and bang the homecoming queen

253
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,301
all at the same time,

254
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:47,338
and it wouldn't touch
that first rush.

255
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,806
Fuck.

256
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,376
Man, I'm sold.

257
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,378
But every shot after that,

258
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:56,047
just sloppy seconds.

259
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:59,017
The lucky ones
just mourn the feeling,

260
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,986
but most end up
chasing it to the grave.

261
00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:05,556
Okay, open your eyes.

262
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,459
So before we start,

263
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:11,462
would anybody like to share
feelings about Joe's departure?

264
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,031
Joe's gone?

265
00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:18,870
<i>No one has anything to share?</i>

266
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,508
I have something.

267
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,943
Before group, I couldn't help
but overhear Paul

268
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:28,613
talking explicitly

269
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:32,083
and glowingly
about heroin usage.

270
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,852
And I feel,
in light of Joe's relapse,

271
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:37,455
this kind of drug talk
is counterproductive

272
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,624
to working a rigorous program.

273
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:40,958
<i>Yeah, Joe failed.</i>

274
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,761
He failed to see
his disease for what it is.

275
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:47,432
I guess for some people,
it takes a while.

276
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,567
They lose sight
of why they're here.

277
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,702
<i>Near as I could figure it out,</i>

278
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,404
it's because i...

279
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:56,574
I fight and fuck too much.

280
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,576
I think it's
a little more than that.

281
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,412
I could put a bug
so far up your ass

282
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,548
you wouldn't know
whether to take a shit

283
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,750
<i>-or wind your wristwatch.
-Okay, that's enough.</i>

284
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,618
What is it with you
and that stupid movie?

285
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,988
I don't want to break up
the meeting or nothing,

286
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,990
but she's something of a cunt,
ain't she, doctor?

287
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:15,426
-Language.
-I'd like to break that fucking DVD.

288
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,894
If you break that DVD,

289
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:18,763
we're down to "the notebook"
and "cars 2."

290
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,598
People, enough.

291
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,834
Look, I know this is
an open forum,

292
00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:24,702
but can we please keep it
to the parameters

293
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:27,371
of acceptance, solution,
and commitment?

294
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,774
Dylan.

295
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:33,544
Yeah, so in the spirit
of the open forum,

296
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,880
I was wondering
why a myriad of web domains

297
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,482
are blocked
in the computer room.

298
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:38,983
You mean porn?

299
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,585
No.

300
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,854
No, I was referring
to certain destinations

301
00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:44,922
within
the political blogosphere.

302
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,624
<i>There's an outpouring
of stimulating</i>

303
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:47,859
and thought-provoking material

304
00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:49,460
that we're being
denied access to.

305
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,962
The only outpouring
you're interested in

306
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,964
is gonna wind up getting stuck
to the fucking keyboard.

307
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:57,435
Okay, guys, the rules
of the computer room

308
00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:58,870
are not relevant right now.

309
00:18:58,872 --> 00:19:01,639
What is relevant
is acceptance.

310
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:05,143
That's what your recovery
is all about,

311
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:09,981
having the Serenity to accept
the things we cannot change.

312
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:20,791
Joining us today,
we have Charlie mills.

313
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,960
<i>-Charlie.
-Hi, Charlie.</i>

314
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,562
Is there anything
that you'd like

315
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,764
to share with us today, Charlie?

316
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:28,900
No.

317
00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:32,036
No?

318
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,740
Okay, Charlie.

319
00:19:38,076 --> 00:19:40,044
Well, just know
that if you continue

320
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:43,214
to refuse to accept
the disease that put you here,

321
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:46,551
you will continue to be
a repeat offender.

322
00:19:47,719 --> 00:19:49,453
Don't you mean repeat customer?

323
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,626
You have a disease,
Charlie.

324
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,562
We all do, all right?

325
00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,630
And acceptance is the first step
towards controlling...

326
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,098
you know, you're right.

327
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:04,101
I do have a disease.
It's this place, okay?

328
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:05,970
It makes you feel
like a fucking leper,

329
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,872
and then when you get out,
everyone's expecting you

330
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,241
to fuck up again,
so you start using.

331
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,710
And then it's like
you hold our heads underwater,

332
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,213
but then come down on us
for trying to come up for air.

333
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:17,882
Sobriety is your breath
of fresh air.

334
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,650
It's your ticket out,
and it's priceless.

335
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:22,920
Priceless? Really?

336
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:26,123
What's the entrance fee
to this place nowadays, 20k?

337
00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:29,961
You're no better than the guy
on the corner, okay,

338
00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:31,562
but you're not slinging dope.

339
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,064
You're slinging false hope
and Serenity,

340
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,765
<i>and you got everybody hooked.</i>

341
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:37,101
<i>Doctors, parents,
teachers, lawyers,</i>

342
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:38,903
even the judges,

343
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,539
and we're paying
out the fucking nose for it.

344
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:43,574
You think I do this
for the money?

345
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,575
No. No.

346
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,244
I think you do this

347
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:48,779
for the courtside seats
to human suffering.

348
00:20:57,122 --> 00:20:59,724
Can't watch you
do that anymore.

349
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,792
Hey, thanks.

350
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:06,664
I liked your...
your "cuckoo's nest" bit.

351
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,032
<i>Yeah?</i>

352
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:11,035
Been in and out of these places
for 20 years,

353
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:13,938
and all I got to show for it's
a bag of newcomer chips

354
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:17,675
and an okay
Nicholson impersonation.

355
00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:21,012
Excuse me.
I don't mean to pry,

356
00:21:21,014 --> 00:21:23,981
but are you
David mills' son?

357
00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:27,918
See? I told you!

358
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:30,655
I-I'm a huge fan.

359
00:21:35,228 --> 00:21:36,861
I fucking love
that pirate shit, man!

360
00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:38,029
Man.

361
00:21:38,031 --> 00:21:40,097
Did... did he do
his own fencing?

362
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:41,299
Charlie!

363
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:42,900
Need you in the office.

364
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:44,302
I'll be right there!

365
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:45,903
Now, kiddo!

366
00:21:47,573 --> 00:21:49,340
Yeah.

367
00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:51,042
Keep your head down, brother.

368
00:21:55,347 --> 00:21:57,014
You know why you're here?

369
00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:59,283
Let me take a crack at it.

370
00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:01,319
You're gonna say
that I'm being difficult

371
00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:03,621
and that is hindering
not only my own recovery,

372
00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:05,790
but the recovery
of those around me.

373
00:22:11,196 --> 00:22:12,963
Thank you, sir, for...

374
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:15,099
Taking time out
of your very busy day.

375
00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,934
<i>Hello?</i>

376
00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:18,703
<i>Charlie?</i>

377
00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:20,104
Dad.

378
00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:21,806
<i>What do you think
you're doing?</i>

379
00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:23,140
Don't know what you're
talking about, dad.

380
00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:24,842
Not one day goes by,

381
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,844
and already
they want to throw you out.

382
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,246
Sounds good.

383
00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:31,048
<i>Go ahead. Be glib.</i>

384
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:32,283
You think just
'cause you're 18,

385
00:22:32,285 --> 00:22:34,752
everything will
magically slide off you?

386
00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:36,220
It doesn't work that way,
Charlie.

387
00:22:36,222 --> 00:22:39,223
Tell me, dad,
how does it work?

388
00:22:39,225 --> 00:22:41,692
<i>Want to be your own man,
make your own choices,</i>

389
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,728
<i>you live
with the consequences.</i>

390
00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:46,897
I got a call about that stunt
you pulled up in Utah.

391
00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:49,266
<i>Yeah. They wanted
to press charges.</i>

392
00:22:49,268 --> 00:22:50,868
<i>But I pulled some strings</i>

393
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:53,204
<i>with a friend
who knows the judge,</i>

394
00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:56,207
<i>and they said if you cooperate,
they'll let it go.</i>

395
00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:58,242
But, hey, you're 18.

396
00:22:58,244 --> 00:23:00,644
You do whatever you want.

397
00:23:00,646 --> 00:23:02,646
<i>Just know
if you don't comply,</i>

398
00:23:02,648 --> 00:23:04,682
<i>you won't have
to answer to me.</i>

399
00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:07,284
<i>You'll be facing
possible jail time in Utah.</i>

400
00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:09,086
It's your choice.

401
00:23:11,089 --> 00:23:13,224
Fine.
You know what?

402
00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:15,292
I'll do the 30 days.

403
00:23:15,294 --> 00:23:18,295
And you can't just go through
the motions this time, Charlie.

404
00:23:18,297 --> 00:23:21,365
You have to complete the program
to their satisfaction.

405
00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:23,734
<i>That could be
longer than 30 days.</i>

406
00:23:25,036 --> 00:23:26,270
Like how long, dad?

407
00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:28,205
Say...

408
00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:30,107
Till after the election?

409
00:23:31,376 --> 00:23:34,345
And if you leave
or get expelled,

410
00:23:34,347 --> 00:23:36,847
<i>there will be a warrant out
for your arrest.</i>

411
00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:40,818
I have to go now.

412
00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:46,957
<i>You think he'll stay?</i>

413
00:23:46,959 --> 00:23:49,160
He has no choice.

414
00:24:04,976 --> 00:24:05,943
Hey.

415
00:24:07,245 --> 00:24:08,979
Hey.

416
00:24:08,981 --> 00:24:10,381
You making a break for it?

417
00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:13,217
What makes you say that?

418
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:17,388
Where are you headed?

419
00:24:17,390 --> 00:24:19,256
Anywhere but here.

420
00:24:19,258 --> 00:24:21,125
Really?

421
00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:25,362
So, what, you'd be okay
with, like, Iraq,

422
00:24:25,364 --> 00:24:28,165
Darfur,

423
00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:29,900
New Jersey?

424
00:24:31,837 --> 00:24:33,204
Maybe not Jersey.

425
00:24:35,373 --> 00:24:37,942
What are you doing out here?

426
00:24:37,944 --> 00:24:40,411
I'm on night watch.

427
00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:43,514
You're one of the staff?

428
00:24:43,516 --> 00:24:45,783
Why were you in group
with everybody else?

429
00:24:45,785 --> 00:24:48,018
Well, I was just there
as an observer.

430
00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:50,754
I mean, I introduced myself,
but I guess you were out of it.

431
00:24:53,859 --> 00:24:55,326
I'm gonna have
to report this, you know.

432
00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:05,769
Okay.
That wasn't funny.

433
00:25:05,771 --> 00:25:07,805
It was a little funny.

434
00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:09,373
Yeah, you're the next
moms mabley.

435
00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:11,075
Who's that?

436
00:25:11,077 --> 00:25:13,110
She's an old black comedian.

437
00:25:13,112 --> 00:25:14,245
She died in the '70s.

438
00:25:14,247 --> 00:25:16,514
Yeah. That's me,

439
00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:18,315
old, black, and dead.

440
00:25:18,317 --> 00:25:21,852
She got me through, like...
like three months

441
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,521
at this shitty place in Utah,

442
00:25:23,523 --> 00:25:27,491
her and George carlin,
Lenny Bruce, Richard pryor,

443
00:25:27,493 --> 00:25:29,960
lord Buckley.

444
00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:32,263
What, you're some kind
of comedy expert?

445
00:25:32,265 --> 00:25:35,866
Nah, I'm just more of a fan.

446
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:38,469
But I did do some open mics.

447
00:25:38,471 --> 00:25:40,471
How'd that go?

448
00:25:40,473 --> 00:25:43,374
I'm on a porch in rehab
playing to a crowd of one.

449
00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:44,942
How do you think it went?

450
00:26:06,998 --> 00:26:08,232
That was you.

451
00:26:09,602 --> 00:26:11,602
The cloves. I smoked one
at the table earlier.

452
00:26:11,604 --> 00:26:14,138
It was stuck in the mesh.

453
00:26:15,974 --> 00:26:17,274
I smoked it.

454
00:26:20,211 --> 00:26:21,512
Well, look...

455
00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:25,249
Here you go.

456
00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:27,585
Full one for the road.

457
00:26:28,955 --> 00:26:30,421
You sure?

458
00:26:30,423 --> 00:26:32,056
It's your last one.

459
00:26:32,058 --> 00:26:35,125
Yeah, I've got another pack.

460
00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:36,160
Thanks.

461
00:26:43,536 --> 00:26:46,003
I get anxious here, too.

462
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,207
Sterile white walls.

463
00:26:50,209 --> 00:26:52,343
Yeah.

464
00:26:52,345 --> 00:26:53,911
There's nothing there.

465
00:26:55,313 --> 00:26:56,880
Nothing but you.

466
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,452
<i>All right, everybody, let's go.</i>

467
00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:03,253
<i>Two vans. Two, please.</i>

468
00:27:03,255 --> 00:27:05,456
What are you two
doing out here?

469
00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,591
Just having a smoke
before the meeting.

470
00:27:09,894 --> 00:27:10,661
Let's go.

471
00:27:14,599 --> 00:27:16,033
<i>I'll go back.</i>

472
00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:20,904
Charlie, you coming?

473
00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:25,409
Yeah.

474
00:27:25,411 --> 00:27:27,611
I'm Daniel,
and I'm an alcoholic.

475
00:27:27,613 --> 00:27:29,413
-Hi, Daniel.
-Hi, Daniel.

476
00:27:29,415 --> 00:27:32,049
Now, I'm going to be running
tonight's meeting.

477
00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:34,652
But before we hear
from our speaker,

478
00:27:34,654 --> 00:27:36,687
<i>I'd like to hand out
some, chips</i>

479
00:27:36,689 --> 00:27:39,223
<i>for various lengths
of sobriety.</i>

480
00:27:39,225 --> 00:27:42,493
<i>Now, all of us have had
one day at some point.</i>

481
00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:45,596
And maybe some of us still do.

482
00:27:45,598 --> 00:27:48,198
So are there any newcomers
who'd like to be recognized?

483
00:27:51,269 --> 00:27:54,038
<i>Yeah.</i>

484
00:27:56,274 --> 00:27:58,075
Chase, alcoholic.

485
00:27:58,077 --> 00:28:00,110
<i>-Hi, chase.
-Hi, chase.</i>

486
00:28:00,112 --> 00:28:02,479
<i>I have 37 days, so technically
I'm not a newcomer,</i>

487
00:28:02,481 --> 00:28:03,947
but since we battle
this wiley demon

488
00:28:03,949 --> 00:28:05,616
one day at a time,

489
00:28:05,618 --> 00:28:07,951
<i>I can't help but feel
like a newcomer every day,</i>

490
00:28:07,953 --> 00:28:10,988
<i>so I want to share my
experience, strength, and hope.</i>

491
00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:13,190
<i>Anybody with 30 days
of sobriety?</i>

492
00:28:15,493 --> 00:28:20,130
I know some of you see me
as a washed-up swashbuckler

493
00:28:20,132 --> 00:28:22,132
who got bored
marauding the high seas,

494
00:28:22,134 --> 00:28:25,569
but I've lived all
of my adult life in California.

495
00:28:25,571 --> 00:28:28,405
-That's right.
-And as I stand here

496
00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:31,008
at the start of my campaign,

497
00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:32,976
I want to let
my opponent know

498
00:28:32,978 --> 00:28:36,613
that yo, ho, ho,
and the battle's begun!

499
00:28:37,983 --> 00:28:39,083
<i>60 days?</i>

500
00:28:39,085 --> 00:28:41,485
<i>Anyone have 60 days?</i>

501
00:28:44,523 --> 00:28:47,257
God Grant me the Serenity

502
00:28:47,259 --> 00:28:50,194
to accept the things
i cannot change,

503
00:28:50,196 --> 00:28:52,629
the courage to change
the things I can,

504
00:28:52,631 --> 00:28:55,332
and the wisdom
to know the difference.

505
00:28:58,637 --> 00:29:00,137
Hey. Here you go.

506
00:29:00,139 --> 00:29:01,338
You gonna give Harper hell,
Mr. mills?

507
00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:02,639
You bet.

508
00:29:02,641 --> 00:29:04,475
-Man, I love your work.
-Thanks.

509
00:29:04,477 --> 00:29:06,176
Hey, can I get
a selfie with you?

510
00:29:06,178 --> 00:29:07,177
Yeah, sure.

511
00:29:07,179 --> 00:29:09,046
This is great.

512
00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:12,416
That's great. Thank you.

513
00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:14,685
You're welcome.
When can we get out of here?

514
00:29:14,687 --> 00:29:16,420
I feel like we're
all gonna be kidnapped

515
00:29:16,422 --> 00:29:18,622
and forced to squeal like pigs.
Hey, how are you?

516
00:29:18,624 --> 00:29:20,424
You have one more speech
in Eureka.

517
00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:22,693
Then it's San Jose,
San Luis obispo, and Fresno.

518
00:29:22,695 --> 00:29:24,428
Wait. I thought
we were going back to L.A.

519
00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:26,363
Before picking back up. Hi.

520
00:29:26,365 --> 00:29:28,799
From here till the election,
it's pretty much wall to wall.

521
00:29:28,801 --> 00:29:30,567
-Hi.
-Thank you so much.

522
00:29:30,569 --> 00:29:34,138
Yes, but Charlie is
getting out of inpatient.

523
00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:35,339
You knew
about these dates, honey.

524
00:29:35,341 --> 00:29:36,573
Yes, I know.

525
00:29:36,575 --> 00:29:38,642
Thank you. Thank you.
I appreciate it.

526
00:29:38,644 --> 00:29:39,743
-Thank you.
-Thank you.

527
00:29:39,745 --> 00:29:40,744
But i... you know,

528
00:29:40,746 --> 00:29:42,546
there's a family group

529
00:29:42,548 --> 00:29:44,314
at the new sober living house,

530
00:29:44,316 --> 00:29:46,350
and I thought we should
be there for him. Hi.

531
00:29:46,352 --> 00:29:48,719
-Don't do this to me. Hi.
-Do what?

532
00:29:48,721 --> 00:29:51,221
If you want, I can arrange
for you to fly back.

533
00:29:52,491 --> 00:29:54,057
There you go, sir.
You want a burger?

534
00:29:54,059 --> 00:29:55,292
-Yes.
-There you go.

535
00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:57,261
Yes?

536
00:29:57,263 --> 00:30:00,063
Hey, Drake.
I'm all packed,

537
00:30:00,065 --> 00:30:02,132
so anything I need to sign,
or what?

538
00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:03,100
Just a minute.

539
00:30:06,070 --> 00:30:08,405
Hey, I wanted
to congratulate you

540
00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:09,807
on moving forward
to the next phase

541
00:30:09,809 --> 00:30:11,475
of your changes ahead
treatment program.

542
00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:13,243
Thank you.

543
00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:14,778
Now where are
those dotted lines?

544
00:30:14,780 --> 00:30:16,647
Hold on. Hold on, all right?
We gotta debrief.

545
00:30:16,649 --> 00:30:19,316
It's part of our
discharge procedure.

546
00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:21,652
Great. Debrief the shit
out of me.

547
00:30:22,754 --> 00:30:23,754
Okay.

548
00:30:23,756 --> 00:30:26,657
Do you have someone responsible

549
00:30:26,659 --> 00:30:31,094
-to transport you to our sober living facility?
-Absolutely.

550
00:30:35,568 --> 00:30:37,267
He's very responsible.

551
00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:38,368
Fine.

552
00:30:38,370 --> 00:30:40,604
If you'll just sign here,

553
00:30:40,606 --> 00:30:41,605
and you're all set.

554
00:30:41,607 --> 00:30:42,673
Okey-dokey.

555
00:30:44,709 --> 00:30:47,110
Well, it's been real, Drake.

556
00:30:47,112 --> 00:30:49,279
You have fun
holding down the fort, okay?

557
00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:51,415
I will, Charlie, and unless
you're a speed reader,

558
00:30:51,417 --> 00:30:53,183
I'm sure you missed the part

559
00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:55,385
<i>about fraternizing
with people from this facility</i>

560
00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:57,554
<i>and how it applies
to when you leave here as well.</i>

561
00:30:57,556 --> 00:30:59,256
Yeah, shouldn't be a problem.

562
00:30:59,258 --> 00:31:00,824
<i>Good. Good, but just in case,
I went ahead</i>

563
00:31:00,826 --> 00:31:03,327
<i>and let your sober living house
know about your...</i>

564
00:31:03,329 --> 00:31:05,195
Friendship with Eva.

565
00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:06,830
<i>I let her house know as well.</i>

566
00:31:06,832 --> 00:31:09,533
No, friendship during sobriety,
not a problem.

567
00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:11,535
Romance, however...

568
00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:14,404
tends to get in the way.

569
00:31:14,406 --> 00:31:16,473
But, like you said, that...

570
00:31:16,475 --> 00:31:17,875
Shouldn't be a problem,
should it?

571
00:31:17,877 --> 00:31:19,810
Yeah, right.

572
00:31:19,812 --> 00:31:21,545
Good luck.

573
00:31:23,616 --> 00:31:26,149
So you're finally free.
How do you feel?

574
00:31:26,151 --> 00:31:27,584
Actually, not that shitty.

575
00:31:27,586 --> 00:31:30,187
Can't you just say good
like a normal person?

576
00:31:30,189 --> 00:31:32,289
Normal people
don't move into halfway houses.

577
00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:34,524
Let's get the fuck out of here!

578
00:31:38,263 --> 00:31:39,763
An all-girls halfway house.

579
00:31:39,765 --> 00:31:41,598
I think you might
be on to something.

580
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,200
-You're an idiot.
-What?

581
00:31:43,202 --> 00:31:44,668
Pussy island.

582
00:31:44,670 --> 00:31:47,437
Dude, this is not
some slutty sorority, okay?

583
00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:49,172
You don't just
fall asleep with a boner

584
00:31:49,174 --> 00:31:51,241
and wake up with a girl
on top of it.

585
00:31:53,945 --> 00:31:55,312
She knows you're coming?

586
00:31:55,314 --> 00:31:56,914
-Yeah.
-You texted her?

587
00:31:56,916 --> 00:31:59,516
Yeah, I told her I'd
come by right after I got out.

588
00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:01,919
You told her you were
making a beeline here?

589
00:32:01,921 --> 00:32:04,221
Dude, so desperate.

590
00:32:04,223 --> 00:32:05,555
-Stop.
-It's too eager.

591
00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:08,225
Stop. Can you just wait
in the car, please?

592
00:32:08,227 --> 00:32:09,660
Fine.

593
00:32:09,662 --> 00:32:11,595
Remember, less is more.

594
00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:13,664
-Hi.
-Can I help you?

595
00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:15,966
Yeah, I'm just...
I'm looking for somebody.

596
00:32:17,435 --> 00:32:19,603
-You Charlie?
-Yeah.

597
00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:21,371
Eva will see you
at a meeting.

598
00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:23,507
-No, I just wanted to say hi.
-Have a great day.

599
00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:27,377
Fat fucking whale!

600
00:32:27,379 --> 00:32:29,212
Hey!

601
00:32:31,382 --> 00:32:33,750
You know, you shouldn't
talk about whales like that.

602
00:32:33,752 --> 00:32:35,352
They're an endangered species.

603
00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:38,689
Go around, and...
and wait for me, okay?

604
00:32:38,691 --> 00:32:39,656
Yeah?

605
00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:48,298
-Hey.
-Hey.

606
00:32:51,235 --> 00:32:52,602
Who's that?

607
00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:55,539
That is
my piece-of-shit best friend.

608
00:32:55,541 --> 00:32:57,841
Well, I thought
i was your best friend.

609
00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:01,011
You're such the comedian.

610
00:33:01,013 --> 00:33:03,413
Just fucking with you.

611
00:33:03,415 --> 00:33:06,016
So are you going
to break me out of here?

612
00:33:07,352 --> 00:33:09,619
Well, I thought,

613
00:33:09,621 --> 00:33:11,555
you know, that we're both
out of inpatient,

614
00:33:11,557 --> 00:33:13,623
and... and we got
some free time,

615
00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:15,592
and, you know,
i was just thinking

616
00:33:15,594 --> 00:33:18,562
that maybe we could...
i could...

617
00:33:18,564 --> 00:33:20,297
can I have your number?

618
00:33:22,768 --> 00:33:24,668
God, our first time
on free soil,

619
00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:27,537
and you're asking for my number?

620
00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:29,806
Yeah. Why, what's the matter?

621
00:33:29,808 --> 00:33:31,475
You don't want to give it to me?

622
00:33:32,944 --> 00:33:34,411
Not now.

623
00:33:45,823 --> 00:33:47,657
You have a pen?

624
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,061
<i>Tapping that
must have been a nice perk.</i>

625
00:33:51,063 --> 00:33:52,596
-I haven't.
-What?!

626
00:33:52,598 --> 00:33:53,864
-Yeah.
-What are you talking about?

627
00:33:53,866 --> 00:33:56,299
You're just not
making the moves?

628
00:33:56,301 --> 00:33:59,469
No. No, no, no, no. It's a rehab
thing, like we'd get tossed.

629
00:33:59,471 --> 00:34:03,440
-Well, that's bullshit.
-Yeah, tell me about it.

630
00:34:03,442 --> 00:34:05,842
Men fuck each other in prison
all the time. What's the harm?

631
00:34:05,844 --> 00:34:07,344
-Right?
-Yeah.

632
00:34:07,346 --> 00:34:10,447
"It gets in the way
of your recovery."

633
00:34:10,449 --> 00:34:12,716
Maybe they're trying
to motivate you, you know?

634
00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:14,785
I mean, fuck.

635
00:34:14,787 --> 00:34:16,653
I'd go all 12 steps
in, like, a week

636
00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:18,388
to hit skins
with a girl like that.

637
00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:19,723
You're an asshole.

638
00:34:19,725 --> 00:34:22,025
Why am I an asshole?

639
00:34:22,027 --> 00:34:23,894
'cause I want to fuck
your new girlfriend?

640
00:34:26,798 --> 00:34:28,965
<i>Wake up at 6:30,
then morning chores,</i>

641
00:34:28,967 --> 00:34:30,567
<i>breakfast, then inspection.</i>

642
00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:32,002
<i>You miss anything,
you get a mark.</i>

643
00:34:32,004 --> 00:34:34,071
Being at outpatient
comes with more freedom,

644
00:34:34,073 --> 00:34:35,772
but more responsibility.

645
00:34:35,774 --> 00:34:38,775
You can come and go,
as long as you sign in and out.

646
00:34:38,777 --> 00:34:40,577
So I can just leave?

647
00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:42,412
To the gas station
or the market,

648
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:43,814
but there's a 10:00 curfew.

649
00:34:43,816 --> 00:34:45,682
And you'll be given
random urine tests,

650
00:34:45,684 --> 00:34:47,084
and if you fail, then...

651
00:34:47,086 --> 00:34:49,786
you'll keep it between us,
right? Yeah?

652
00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:52,456
If you work hard
and follow the rules,

653
00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:55,459
in about a month, you'll be
eligible for an overnight pass.

654
00:34:55,461 --> 00:34:56,793
Okay.

655
00:34:58,130 --> 00:34:59,863
There's still group,
though, right?

656
00:34:59,865 --> 00:35:01,565
Every day at outpatient.

657
00:35:01,567 --> 00:35:03,400
And who attends these groups?

658
00:35:03,402 --> 00:35:04,768
What do you mean?
Everybody.

659
00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:06,103
Everybody?

660
00:35:06,105 --> 00:35:08,438
Yeah, Eva's included
in everybody.

661
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:09,873
-I didn't mean that.
-Yeah, right.

662
00:35:09,875 --> 00:35:11,475
It's just good to get
different opinions.

663
00:35:11,477 --> 00:35:12,909
Sure. You can look,
but you can't touch.

664
00:35:12,911 --> 00:35:14,010
You'll be rooming with Jimmy.

665
00:35:14,012 --> 00:35:15,812
-Hey, man.
-Hey, man.

666
00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:17,881
-What's up?
-Nothing much.

667
00:35:17,883 --> 00:35:19,816
Remember, Charlie,
wake up at 6:30.

668
00:35:19,818 --> 00:35:21,418
All right.

669
00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:22,486
Enjoy.

670
00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:25,155
"Enjoy."

671
00:35:26,924 --> 00:35:29,926
So tell me,

672
00:35:29,928 --> 00:35:32,129
how shitty is this place?

673
00:35:32,131 --> 00:35:34,030
Compared to where we just were,
it's somewhat shitty.

674
00:35:34,032 --> 00:35:35,999
-Yeah?
-I got family group tomorrow,

675
00:35:36,001 --> 00:35:37,467
which is going to suck.

676
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:38,635
Your mom coming?

677
00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:40,070
Yeah.

678
00:35:40,072 --> 00:35:41,972
Then they got this
talent-show thing this weekend.

679
00:35:41,974 --> 00:35:44,007
Well, thank god
i made it for that.

680
00:35:45,043 --> 00:35:46,776
-Charlie!
-Hey, Paul.

681
00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:49,946
You dirtbag.

682
00:35:49,948 --> 00:35:53,150
Hey, you're lucky
they put you in with Jimmy.

683
00:35:53,152 --> 00:35:54,417
I had chase.

684
00:35:54,419 --> 00:35:56,887
Chase.
Yeah, chase.

685
00:35:56,889 --> 00:35:58,455
"Alcoholic."

686
00:35:58,457 --> 00:35:59,856
"Experience, strength,
and hope."

687
00:35:59,858 --> 00:36:01,458
He's gone, though.

688
00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:03,727
<i>-What happened?
-Looking to score,</i>

689
00:36:03,729 --> 00:36:05,829
but he didn't want
to get tossed,

690
00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:07,898
so he punched a cement wall,
broke his hand.

691
00:36:07,900 --> 00:36:09,099
<i>He thought
he'd get some painkillers,</i>

692
00:36:09,101 --> 00:36:10,734
but all they gave him
was advil,

693
00:36:10,736 --> 00:36:11,902
so he flipped out and split.

694
00:36:13,539 --> 00:36:16,540
Well, I guess his program
lost some of its rigor.

695
00:36:16,542 --> 00:36:18,909
I guess so.

696
00:36:18,911 --> 00:36:21,745
Now I'm stuck with Dylan.

697
00:36:21,747 --> 00:36:23,914
That guy Jacks off
right in front of me

698
00:36:23,916 --> 00:36:25,515
like I'm not even there.

699
00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:27,083
How do you deal with that?

700
00:36:27,085 --> 00:36:29,119
I guess you just got to accept

701
00:36:29,121 --> 00:36:30,954
the things
you cannot change, right?

702
00:36:30,956 --> 00:36:32,589
I guess so.

703
00:36:38,497 --> 00:36:40,564
Shit.

704
00:36:40,566 --> 00:36:42,132
Western civ.

705
00:36:45,603 --> 00:36:46,970
<i>Hey, Adam.</i>

706
00:36:46,972 --> 00:36:48,572
How's my favorite degenerate?

707
00:36:48,574 --> 00:36:50,240
Really good.

708
00:36:50,242 --> 00:36:51,942
<i>Got any plans this weekend?</i>

709
00:36:51,944 --> 00:36:53,743
<i>Not really.</i>

710
00:36:53,745 --> 00:36:55,679
<i>Actually there's
a talent show this Friday,</i>

711
00:36:55,681 --> 00:36:57,080
<i>and some asshole signed me up.</i>

712
00:36:57,082 --> 00:36:59,583
<i>-You gonna do stand-up?
-Fuck, no.</i>

713
00:36:59,585 --> 00:37:01,484
<i>You are doing stand-up,
and I'm coming.</i>

714
00:37:01,486 --> 00:37:03,987
<i>-Text me the address.
-I will do no such thing.</i>

715
00:37:03,989 --> 00:37:05,589
<i>You will do
just such a thing,</i>

716
00:37:05,591 --> 00:37:07,757
<i>and I will see you
Friday night.</i>

717
00:37:10,229 --> 00:37:12,662
I don't know what I did wrong.

718
00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:15,699
I tried to be a good mom.

719
00:37:15,701 --> 00:37:18,702
When he was young,
his teachers loved him,

720
00:37:18,704 --> 00:37:21,137
said he lit up the classroom.

721
00:37:21,139 --> 00:37:24,140
And then...

722
00:37:24,142 --> 00:37:28,111
All my hopes, my dreams...

723
00:37:29,146 --> 00:37:32,148
Shattered.

724
00:37:32,150 --> 00:37:36,086
What have I ever done to you

725
00:37:36,088 --> 00:37:37,887
but love you?

726
00:37:40,224 --> 00:37:41,925
Jimmy?

727
00:37:41,927 --> 00:37:44,027
Do you have anything
you'd like to say to that?

728
00:37:46,697 --> 00:37:48,064
Not really.

729
00:37:50,102 --> 00:37:53,003
Thank you for being so open
and... and sharing, Kathy.

730
00:37:53,005 --> 00:37:54,571
Thank you.

731
00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:58,708
Kathy, are you okay?

732
00:37:58,710 --> 00:38:00,977
I-I'm fine.

733
00:38:00,979 --> 00:38:03,313
I just relate
to what Kathy was saying.

734
00:38:03,315 --> 00:38:05,081
Of course. Fine.

735
00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:07,183
The crying kathies.

736
00:38:07,185 --> 00:38:09,653
<i>Dylan, I am so glad</i>

737
00:38:09,655 --> 00:38:12,656
<i>that both of your moms
could be here today.</i>

738
00:38:20,064 --> 00:38:21,665
<i>Well, it's not so bad.</i>

739
00:38:21,667 --> 00:38:23,600
<i>It's a little
like a fraternity.</i>

740
00:38:23,602 --> 00:38:26,102
Yeah. Yeah, you can just
pretend that I'm in college.

741
00:38:26,104 --> 00:38:28,605
Charlie, that's not
what I was saying.

742
00:38:28,607 --> 00:38:29,973
I know. I know.

743
00:38:32,243 --> 00:38:33,843
Travis seems nice.

744
00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:35,679
Yeah. Yeah,
he's really cool.

745
00:38:35,681 --> 00:38:37,681
He says that
if I work really hard,

746
00:38:37,683 --> 00:38:39,082
that I could get
an overnight pass.

747
00:38:39,084 --> 00:38:40,617
-Well, that's great.
-Yeah.

748
00:38:40,619 --> 00:38:43,887
But both you and dad
have to sign off on it.

749
00:38:43,889 --> 00:38:46,022
Well, if Travis
says it's okay,

750
00:38:46,024 --> 00:38:48,325
then I don't see why dad
would have a problem with it.

751
00:38:49,894 --> 00:38:51,061
Could you talk to him?

752
00:38:51,063 --> 00:38:52,662
-Sure.
-Thanks.

753
00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:54,664
Of course.

754
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:57,701
So what have you been up to?

755
00:38:59,871 --> 00:39:01,604
You know...

756
00:39:01,606 --> 00:39:03,340
Same old campaign stuff,

757
00:39:03,342 --> 00:39:05,041
boring speeches

758
00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:07,711
and a lot
of nodding and smiling.

759
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,815
But what about you?

760
00:39:11,817 --> 00:39:13,283
Have you made any friends here?

761
00:39:13,285 --> 00:39:15,285
Yeah. Yeah, I made...

762
00:39:15,287 --> 00:39:17,654
well, I've gotten pretty close
with a couple of the guys.

763
00:39:17,656 --> 00:39:18,855
-That's good.
-Yeah.

764
00:39:20,858 --> 00:39:23,159
What is that? I...

765
00:39:23,161 --> 00:39:24,961
That?

766
00:39:24,963 --> 00:39:26,629
That is the number
of my new dealer.

767
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,233
-Funny.
-Yeah.

768
00:39:30,235 --> 00:39:31,968
No, it's just...

769
00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:33,737
it's somebody that I met.

770
00:39:33,739 --> 00:39:35,672
Is this someone a girl?

771
00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:39,309
Aha. What's her name?

772
00:39:39,311 --> 00:39:41,010
-Eva. Yeah.
-Eva.

773
00:39:41,012 --> 00:39:43,012
And when do we
get to meet this Eva?

774
00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:46,416
<i>All right, everyone.</i>

775
00:39:46,418 --> 00:39:48,184
It's time to say
your good-byes.

776
00:39:48,186 --> 00:39:49,786
I got to go.

777
00:39:49,788 --> 00:39:50,820
No, yeah.

778
00:39:50,822 --> 00:39:52,856
Wait. Charlie, Charlie,

779
00:39:52,858 --> 00:39:54,324
I love you.

780
00:39:54,326 --> 00:39:55,892
I love you, too, mom.

781
00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:58,361
-'Kay.
-All right.

782
00:39:58,363 --> 00:39:59,763
See ya.

783
00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:02,766
<i>-Talk to dad.
-I will.</i>

784
00:40:14,379 --> 00:40:16,780
Do you feel a connection?

785
00:40:16,782 --> 00:40:18,982
Yeah,
i think I just stepped in it.

786
00:40:18,984 --> 00:40:20,750
Interesting.

787
00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:23,286
Tell me more about that.

788
00:40:24,922 --> 00:40:26,122
<i>Okay, class,</i>

789
00:40:26,124 --> 00:40:27,757
take a deep breath in,

790
00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:30,360
and move into downward dog.

791
00:40:33,697 --> 00:40:36,065
<i>Perfect.</i>

792
00:40:36,067 --> 00:40:37,200
<i>Jimmy.</i>

793
00:40:37,202 --> 00:40:38,935
What are you doing?

794
00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:41,070
I'm focusing on my breathing.

795
00:40:41,072 --> 00:40:45,408
Son, you've been nothing
but a disappointment to me.

796
00:40:48,879 --> 00:40:50,079
Charlie.

797
00:40:50,081 --> 00:40:52,982
What do you want to say
to your dad?

798
00:40:52,984 --> 00:40:55,952
I don't know.

799
00:40:55,954 --> 00:40:57,053
"Fuck you"?

800
00:40:57,055 --> 00:40:59,456
Eva.

801
00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:01,224
Okay, quick check-in.

802
00:41:01,226 --> 00:41:02,292
Charlie, how's it going?

803
00:41:02,294 --> 00:41:03,860
Really good, actually.

804
00:41:03,862 --> 00:41:05,995
I feel like I'm
finally turning a corner.

805
00:41:05,997 --> 00:41:07,197
That's great.

806
00:41:07,199 --> 00:41:08,264
Dylan.

807
00:41:09,934 --> 00:41:12,001
Not bad.

808
00:41:12,003 --> 00:41:14,103
I got my Internet privileges
reinstated,

809
00:41:14,105 --> 00:41:15,505
and my roommate was gone
this weekend,

810
00:41:15,507 --> 00:41:17,173
so I had a lot of alone time.

811
00:41:19,109 --> 00:41:20,243
<i>Okay, okay.</i>

812
00:41:20,245 --> 00:41:21,311
That's enough.

813
00:41:23,048 --> 00:41:24,514
Eva.

814
00:41:32,289 --> 00:41:33,423
I don't know.

815
00:41:33,425 --> 00:41:35,425
<i>It's okay.</i>

816
00:41:35,427 --> 00:41:37,460
<i>This is a safe place.</i>

817
00:41:45,303 --> 00:41:47,070
It's just...

818
00:41:47,072 --> 00:41:51,074
I thought that
once I got out of inpatient,

819
00:41:51,076 --> 00:41:53,076
that things were going
to feel a lot better.

820
00:41:58,916 --> 00:42:00,283
But they don't.

821
00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:07,323
<i>So a priest, a rabbi,
and a minister,</i>

822
00:42:07,325 --> 00:42:08,925
<i>they're on a sinking ship,
right?</i>

823
00:42:08,927 --> 00:42:11,528
And the rabbi gets up,
and he says,

824
00:42:11,530 --> 00:42:14,330
"hey, let the women
and children go first."

825
00:42:14,332 --> 00:42:16,833
And the minister gets up.
He says, "fuck the children."

826
00:42:16,835 --> 00:42:19,035
And the priest gets up,
and he looks at his watch,

827
00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:20,570
and he says,
"you think there's time?"

828
00:42:20,572 --> 00:42:22,305
<i>-I don't get it.
-Really fucked up.</i>

829
00:42:22,307 --> 00:42:24,307
-Hey.
-That's...

830
00:42:24,309 --> 00:42:26,342
Hey, Eva. Hey.

831
00:42:26,344 --> 00:42:28,044
Hey.

832
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,047
What's going on?

833
00:42:33,284 --> 00:42:34,284
Nothing.

834
00:42:34,286 --> 00:42:36,419
Talk to me.

835
00:42:36,421 --> 00:42:37,987
I can't.

836
00:42:40,190 --> 00:42:41,157
Why?

837
00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:48,598
I don't want to.

838
00:42:52,836 --> 00:42:53,603
Okay.

839
00:42:57,174 --> 00:42:59,108
Hey, some... some idiot
signed me up

840
00:42:59,110 --> 00:43:01,144
for the talent show
tomorrow night.

841
00:43:01,146 --> 00:43:02,412
He...

842
00:43:02,414 --> 00:43:04,047
I tried to take my name
off the list,

843
00:43:04,049 --> 00:43:05,181
but they wouldn't let me.

844
00:43:06,917 --> 00:43:09,185
I don't think
I'm going to do it, though.

845
00:43:09,187 --> 00:43:10,219
You should.

846
00:43:10,221 --> 00:43:12,021
Why?

847
00:43:14,558 --> 00:43:16,492
Because it'd make me happy.

848
00:43:16,494 --> 00:43:18,962
Come on.

849
00:43:18,964 --> 00:43:20,330
Doesn't this make you happy?

850
00:43:22,466 --> 00:43:25,468
This? I mean, what...
what the fuck is this, Charlie?

851
00:43:25,470 --> 00:43:27,537
It's so... it's so retarded.

852
00:43:27,539 --> 00:43:29,472
It's like we're
in fucking middle school.

853
00:43:31,375 --> 00:43:32,508
Come on.

854
00:43:39,883 --> 00:43:42,085
We need to get
an overnight pass.

855
00:43:42,087 --> 00:43:44,454
I know. I'm trying.

856
00:43:46,056 --> 00:43:48,124
Try harder.

857
00:44:32,604 --> 00:44:34,237
Okay, thank you.

858
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:36,172
Thank you.

859
00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:37,974
<i>-It's...
-Come on. You should go.</i>

860
00:44:37,976 --> 00:44:40,977
Such bravery
being shown here tonight.

861
00:44:42,347 --> 00:44:43,713
Okay, who's next?

862
00:44:43,715 --> 00:44:45,314
Charlie, just go.

863
00:44:45,316 --> 00:44:46,983
-No.
-You gotta.

864
00:44:46,985 --> 00:44:50,586
Remember that this is a...
a nonthreatening place

865
00:44:50,588 --> 00:44:54,991
<i>where you can explore
and express yourself.</i>

866
00:44:57,294 --> 00:45:00,063
Charlie.
Charlie mills.

867
00:45:00,065 --> 00:45:02,231
<i>-Would you like to come up?
-I'm not gonna do it.</i>

868
00:45:02,233 --> 00:45:03,733
-You have to.
-I'm not gonna do it.

869
00:45:03,735 --> 00:45:05,968
Why do you want me
to do it so bad?

870
00:45:05,970 --> 00:45:07,203
<i>-I signed you up.
-Charlie.</i>

871
00:45:10,107 --> 00:45:13,076
<i>-Do it.
-All right, man.</i>

872
00:45:17,514 --> 00:45:20,516
Hi, everybody.

873
00:45:20,518 --> 00:45:22,719
<i>You know, I was a little
nervous getting up here today</i>

874
00:45:22,721 --> 00:45:25,154
<i>when I heard it was
going to be a talent show.</i>

875
00:45:25,156 --> 00:45:27,990
<i>But after watching you all,
I feel a whole lot better.</i>

876
00:45:27,992 --> 00:45:29,425
<i>I'm not trying</i>

877
00:45:29,427 --> 00:45:31,227
<i>to be critical.
I know it's hard,</i>

878
00:45:31,229 --> 00:45:33,229
but now I understand
why you all do drugs.

879
00:45:33,231 --> 00:45:35,431
<i>I know what you're thinking.
I do.</i>

880
00:45:35,433 --> 00:45:38,134
You know, "who is this kid with
the silver spoon in his mouth,

881
00:45:38,136 --> 00:45:40,436
and why does he
keep cooking heroin in it?"

882
00:45:40,438 --> 00:45:41,738
Total waste of a good utensil.

883
00:45:43,541 --> 00:45:45,508
So, yeah,
my dad's a piece of shit.

884
00:45:47,579 --> 00:45:49,078
Yeah, I mean, he...

885
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:50,413
I don't really have
a joke there.

886
00:45:50,415 --> 00:45:51,581
I just wanted to say it.

887
00:45:53,184 --> 00:45:55,585
As you all know,
he's running for governor.

888
00:45:55,587 --> 00:45:58,154
<i>It's a big deal. He's
hanging up the old eye patch</i>

889
00:45:58,156 --> 00:46:00,022
<i>for, you know,
the governor's mansion.</i>

890
00:46:00,024 --> 00:46:02,425
And, you know, I hear a lot of
people these days on the news.

891
00:46:02,427 --> 00:46:04,393
They're telling that he's cold,
that he's distant,

892
00:46:04,395 --> 00:46:06,763
he's not really there, but,
you know, I'll you right now,

893
00:46:06,765 --> 00:46:09,132
that's not true.
It's not.

894
00:46:09,134 --> 00:46:11,300
Hell, his mother was the only
woman in medical history

895
00:46:11,302 --> 00:46:13,369
to have an igloo for a pussy,
but that's not relevant.

896
00:46:13,371 --> 00:46:14,737
<i>E-excuse me.</i>

897
00:46:14,739 --> 00:46:16,806
Do you think that works
for this situation?

898
00:46:16,808 --> 00:46:19,208
Really, shiela?
Dylan just recited a haiku

899
00:46:19,210 --> 00:46:21,677
that was clearly
about his penis, okay?

900
00:46:21,679 --> 00:46:24,113
<i>-We don't know that.
-I think we do.</i>

901
00:46:24,115 --> 00:46:26,716
<i>Now, I'm not here to talk
about other people's penises,</i>

902
00:46:26,718 --> 00:46:29,185
okay? I'm here
to talk about my own.

903
00:46:29,187 --> 00:46:30,620
Now, as you all know,

904
00:46:30,622 --> 00:46:32,421
when you enter rehab,
you get strip-searched.

905
00:46:32,423 --> 00:46:34,624
<i>If I had known that
that would be the last time</i>

906
00:46:34,626 --> 00:46:36,192
that anybody
would touch my balls,

907
00:46:36,194 --> 00:46:37,727
I would have tried
to enjoy it more.

908
00:46:37,729 --> 00:46:39,095
All right, you're done.
You're done.

909
00:46:39,097 --> 00:46:40,463
You know, and there's

910
00:46:40,465 --> 00:46:42,565
this beautiful couch
in the halfway house,

911
00:46:42,567 --> 00:46:45,234
<i>this soft, plush leather,
and if I don't get action soon,</i>

912
00:46:45,236 --> 00:46:47,370
I'm gonna fuck it.

913
00:46:47,372 --> 00:46:48,771
I'm gonna fuck that couch.

914
00:46:48,773 --> 00:46:50,239
<i>All right?</i>

915
00:46:50,241 --> 00:46:51,774
-Okay.
-Shiela, you look

916
00:46:51,776 --> 00:46:53,643
-a little winded there?
-That's enough.

917
00:46:53,645 --> 00:46:55,611
You got to try meth, okay?
It's bad for the complexion.

918
00:46:55,613 --> 00:46:57,346
You kinda lose your mind,

919
00:46:57,348 --> 00:46:59,148
but it's great for keeping
the old weight down.

920
00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:01,784
Hey! That is
entirely inappropriate.

921
00:47:01,786 --> 00:47:03,119
Inappropriate?

922
00:47:03,121 --> 00:47:04,787
<i>-In this crowd, Drake?
-Yeah.</i>

923
00:47:04,789 --> 00:47:07,190
Listen, raise your hand if you
ever sold your ass for drugs!

924
00:47:16,133 --> 00:47:17,533
You were funny, man.

925
00:47:17,535 --> 00:47:18,835
Thanks.

926
00:47:18,837 --> 00:47:21,737
I can't publicly endorse
what you did,

927
00:47:21,739 --> 00:47:23,706
but you got something.

928
00:47:23,708 --> 00:47:25,641
It's not for everybody.

929
00:47:25,643 --> 00:47:29,178
It's for you,
just being up there.

930
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:31,514
I don't know.

931
00:47:31,516 --> 00:47:33,115
Yeah, you do.

932
00:47:33,117 --> 00:47:34,550
You just got to stay focused,

933
00:47:34,552 --> 00:47:35,885
keep doing what you're doing.

934
00:47:35,887 --> 00:47:38,487
You been killing it
since you got here.

935
00:47:38,489 --> 00:47:40,189
Thanks, man.

936
00:47:40,191 --> 00:47:41,691
You know,
I'm actually considering

937
00:47:41,693 --> 00:47:43,326
giving you an overnight.

938
00:47:43,328 --> 00:47:44,493
Really?

939
00:47:44,495 --> 00:47:45,561
<i>Yeah.</i>

940
00:47:45,563 --> 00:47:47,163
But the shiela fat jokes

941
00:47:47,165 --> 00:47:49,398
are going to cost you
toilet duty for a week.

942
00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:55,905
You're really
getting in there, dude.

943
00:47:57,475 --> 00:47:59,308
Got to embrace the work.

944
00:47:59,310 --> 00:48:02,178
I don't know.
As a recovering junkie,

945
00:48:02,180 --> 00:48:03,679
I'm pretty hesitant
to get on my knees.

946
00:48:03,681 --> 00:48:05,147
Hey, unlike you,

947
00:48:05,149 --> 00:48:06,482
that does not bring back
any memories.

948
00:48:06,484 --> 00:48:08,651
Hey, I never sucked dick.

949
00:48:09,786 --> 00:48:11,153
Good for you.

950
00:48:12,422 --> 00:48:14,257
Some guy did blow me once,
though.

951
00:48:16,593 --> 00:48:18,461
What?
It was for some h.

952
00:48:19,796 --> 00:48:22,632
Some guy sucked your dick
for heroin?

953
00:48:22,634 --> 00:48:24,333
Sure. Why is it
such a big deal?

954
00:48:24,335 --> 00:48:26,269
I'm not gay.
I was desperate.

955
00:48:26,271 --> 00:48:29,272
But you gave some guy heroin

956
00:48:29,274 --> 00:48:31,407
to suck your dick,
so technically speaking...

957
00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:32,808
wait. No, no, no, no.

958
00:48:32,810 --> 00:48:34,410
He gave me the h.

959
00:48:34,412 --> 00:48:35,945
I was jonesing.

960
00:48:41,485 --> 00:48:42,885
Wait. That doesn't
make any sense.

961
00:48:42,887 --> 00:48:45,621
It was a fucked-up time.
I'm not proud of it.

962
00:48:45,623 --> 00:48:47,456
Hold... but wait. Wait.
Hold on. Hold on.

963
00:48:47,458 --> 00:48:50,293
Some guy gave you heroin
to suck your dick?

964
00:48:50,295 --> 00:48:52,228
Yeah.
It's not that complicated.

965
00:48:52,230 --> 00:48:53,829
<i>-But...
-addiction is a disease, man!</i>

966
00:48:53,831 --> 00:48:56,866
No, I get why you did it.
I get what you got out of it.

967
00:48:56,868 --> 00:48:59,201
<i>-What does he get out of it?
-Fuck if I know.</i>

968
00:49:02,406 --> 00:49:03,906
I can't believe
I'm saying this,

969
00:49:03,908 --> 00:49:05,775
but that doesn't sound
like such a bad deal.

970
00:49:05,777 --> 00:49:08,778
Yeah, if you close your eyes
and think of Jessica alba,

971
00:49:08,780 --> 00:49:10,613
it's really not
that much of a difference.

972
00:49:13,483 --> 00:49:14,884
Although he had,
like, this goatee.

973
00:49:14,886 --> 00:49:16,519
Stop.

974
00:49:16,521 --> 00:49:18,587
Yo, Travis,
do you think it's gay...

975
00:49:18,589 --> 00:49:20,957
if you got to ask,
the answer is yes.

976
00:49:23,861 --> 00:49:24,860
Good work, Charlie.

977
00:49:24,862 --> 00:49:26,629
Thanks.

978
00:49:26,631 --> 00:49:28,798
What the hell are you doing?

979
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:30,666
I get more leverage
when I use my foot.

980
00:49:30,668 --> 00:49:31,901
That's a mark right there.

981
00:49:31,903 --> 00:49:33,803
Fuck.

982
00:49:33,805 --> 00:49:35,771
One more week of this shit.

983
00:49:35,773 --> 00:49:37,873
Maybe if you let him blow you.

984
00:49:37,875 --> 00:49:39,442
Fuck you.

985
00:49:42,547 --> 00:49:45,748
So I spoke
to Charlie's counselor,

986
00:49:45,750 --> 00:49:48,517
and according
to the house manager,

987
00:49:48,519 --> 00:49:50,853
he has been a model member.

988
00:49:50,855 --> 00:49:53,289
-He got an extension...
-I'm sorry to interrupt.

989
00:49:53,291 --> 00:49:55,024
Mr. mills, I just want
to shake your hand.

990
00:49:55,026 --> 00:49:56,359
Thank you.

991
00:49:56,361 --> 00:49:57,626
-Man, yeah.
-Hi.

992
00:49:57,628 --> 00:49:58,928
We're all pulling for you.

993
00:49:58,930 --> 00:50:00,396
Appreciate it.

994
00:50:00,398 --> 00:50:02,631
And I'm a big fan
of your films.

995
00:50:02,633 --> 00:50:04,266
-Thank you so much.
-Yo, ho, ho,

996
00:50:04,268 --> 00:50:05,968
and the battle's begun.

997
00:50:05,970 --> 00:50:07,636
Yeah.

998
00:50:07,638 --> 00:50:09,372
Thank you, man.

999
00:50:09,374 --> 00:50:11,474
You got it.
Take care.

1000
00:50:11,476 --> 00:50:14,443
Well, I told you.
He's just a regular guy.

1001
00:50:14,445 --> 00:50:16,045
Got to love
those likely voters.

1002
00:50:19,050 --> 00:50:21,984
-So as I was saying...
-Yeah.

1003
00:50:21,986 --> 00:50:24,954
I spoke to Charlie's counselor,
and they are inclined

1004
00:50:24,956 --> 00:50:27,423
to give him an overnight pass
this weekend,

1005
00:50:27,425 --> 00:50:29,759
but we both
have to sign off on it.

1006
00:50:29,761 --> 00:50:32,762
Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm not sure
that's such a good idea, honey.

1007
00:50:32,764 --> 00:50:34,063
Why not?

1008
00:50:34,065 --> 00:50:35,664
Well, because we're only

1009
00:50:35,666 --> 00:50:37,299
three weeks away
from the election.

1010
00:50:37,301 --> 00:50:39,001
He's been sober for months.

1011
00:50:39,003 --> 00:50:41,704
Honey, just three weeks.

1012
00:50:44,908 --> 00:50:48,811
Well, I already told him
we would sign off on it.

1013
00:50:50,580 --> 00:50:52,448
-What?
-Yeah.

1014
00:50:52,450 --> 00:50:53,849
<i>-Honey. Honey.
-How many more times</i>

1015
00:50:53,851 --> 00:50:55,384
do we have to talk about this?

1016
00:50:55,386 --> 00:50:57,053
He is even more handsome
in person.

1017
00:50:57,055 --> 00:50:59,321
Hey. Thank you.

1018
00:50:59,323 --> 00:51:01,624
<i>-Look at those eyes.
-Thank you.</i>

1019
00:51:01,626 --> 00:51:03,059
What the fuck, man?!

1020
00:51:03,061 --> 00:51:04,760
I just sent it to a few friends.

1021
00:51:04,762 --> 00:51:06,362
-Fuck!
-This girl I've been seeing

1022
00:51:06,364 --> 00:51:08,364
is on this
student activities thing

1023
00:51:08,366 --> 00:51:09,698
that books comics
for college shows.

1024
00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:11,667
-She loved you.
-Great. Great.

1025
00:51:11,669 --> 00:51:13,702
I'm glad some random girl
you're boning thinks I'm funny.

1026
00:51:13,704 --> 00:51:15,738
-I can die happy now.
-I thought I was helping.

1027
00:51:15,740 --> 00:51:17,973
You're not helping.
I was this fucking close

1028
00:51:17,975 --> 00:51:19,675
to getting
an overnight with Eva,

1029
00:51:19,677 --> 00:51:21,577
and if this video gets out,
it's done.

1030
00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:23,579
Sorry, man. Fuck.
I didn't think about that.

1031
00:51:23,581 --> 00:51:24,980
It's all right.

1032
00:51:24,982 --> 00:51:27,917
I just... I worked
really hard for this.

1033
00:51:27,919 --> 00:51:30,753
Well, a wise man once said

1034
00:51:30,755 --> 00:51:33,089
work makes you free.

1035
00:51:35,525 --> 00:51:37,093
Pretty sure the Nazis said that.

1036
00:51:37,095 --> 00:51:39,361
No.
I heard it in class.

1037
00:51:39,363 --> 00:51:41,564
It was first said by
this German writer in the 1800s

1038
00:51:41,566 --> 00:51:43,399
about the cleansing nature
of work.

1039
00:51:43,401 --> 00:51:44,800
And the Nazis put that shit

1040
00:51:44,802 --> 00:51:46,869
on a big sign outside Auschwitz.

1041
00:51:46,871 --> 00:51:48,404
-Really?
-Yeah.

1042
00:51:48,406 --> 00:51:50,473
The Nazis stole
all the good ideas.

1043
00:51:56,913 --> 00:51:57,913
Dad.

1044
00:51:57,915 --> 00:52:00,049
Hey, Charlie.

1045
00:52:00,051 --> 00:52:01,851
Something I wanted
to talk to you about.

1046
00:52:01,853 --> 00:52:03,986
Yeah.

1047
00:52:03,988 --> 00:52:05,921
Listen, are you with mom?

1048
00:52:05,923 --> 00:52:07,990
No, she... she went out. Why?

1049
00:52:07,992 --> 00:52:09,592
Well, just...
look, there's this pass

1050
00:52:09,594 --> 00:52:11,127
that I been meaning
to talk to you about.

1051
00:52:11,129 --> 00:52:12,695
My house manager says...

1052
00:52:12,697 --> 00:52:14,563
yeah, that's what
i wanted to discuss.

1053
00:52:16,166 --> 00:52:18,901
I don't think
it's such a good idea right now.

1054
00:52:18,903 --> 00:52:20,536
<i>You need more time.</i>

1055
00:52:20,538 --> 00:52:22,571
No, dad, I think
you need more time.

1056
00:52:22,573 --> 00:52:24,607
You know,
have a great fucking day. Fuck!

1057
00:52:28,044 --> 00:52:30,813
Hey, brother in recovery.

1058
00:52:30,815 --> 00:52:31,914
<i>Hey.</i>

1059
00:52:31,916 --> 00:52:34,683
You up for some fellowship?

1060
00:52:36,786 --> 00:52:38,587
Got my pass.
I got it.

1061
00:52:38,589 --> 00:52:40,756
I got this cousin in Marina
to sign off on it.

1062
00:52:40,758 --> 00:52:41,891
I'm all yours.

1063
00:52:41,893 --> 00:52:43,492
Eva, i...

1064
00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:44,660
stop, please.

1065
00:52:44,662 --> 00:52:46,195
God, i-i want you
to fuck me.

1066
00:52:46,197 --> 00:52:47,830
Stop. Eva, stop.

1067
00:52:47,832 --> 00:52:49,598
Stop.
I didn't get it.

1068
00:52:51,034 --> 00:52:52,868
-What?
-I didn't get the pass.

1069
00:52:52,870 --> 00:52:55,104
-My dad pulled the plug.
-What are you talking about?

1070
00:52:58,642 --> 00:53:00,075
Charlie, I can't do this.

1071
00:53:01,912 --> 00:53:03,946
-I just can't do this any...
-look, hey, come on.

1072
00:53:03,948 --> 00:53:05,514
Don't say that. Stop.

1073
00:53:08,552 --> 00:53:09,952
We have nothing.

1074
00:53:09,954 --> 00:53:12,955
That's not true. It's not true.

1075
00:53:12,957 --> 00:53:14,623
Yeah, that's right.

1076
00:53:16,493 --> 00:53:18,027
We have our sobriety.

1077
00:53:21,798 --> 00:53:24,833
<i>A Jewish fella and a chinaman
were standing on a corner,</i>

1078
00:53:24,835 --> 00:53:28,204
<i>arguing about who the greatest
man that ever lived.</i>

1079
00:53:28,206 --> 00:53:29,939
<i>An irishman walked up.</i>

1080
00:53:29,941 --> 00:53:31,974
<i>He said, "if you tell me
who the greatest man</i>

1081
00:53:31,976 --> 00:53:34,610
<i>that ever lived,
I'll give you $500 in cash."</i>

1082
00:53:34,612 --> 00:53:36,679
<i>So the chinaman said,
"chiang Kai-shek."</i>

1083
00:53:36,681 --> 00:53:38,214
<i>He said, "nah."</i>

1084
00:53:38,216 --> 00:53:40,950
<i>And then the Jewish fella
says, "Saint Patrick?"</i>

1085
00:53:40,952 --> 00:53:43,219
<i>He said, "you're right,"
reached his hand in his pocket,</i>

1086
00:53:43,221 --> 00:53:45,521
<i>gave him the $500,
and walked away.</i>

1087
00:53:45,523 --> 00:53:47,990
<i>And the Jewish fella
looked at the $500.</i>

1088
00:53:47,992 --> 00:53:50,025
<i>He said, "i had Moses in mind,</i>

1089
00:53:50,027 --> 00:53:51,727
<i>but business is business."</i>

1090
00:54:03,940 --> 00:54:05,007
<i>Charlie.</i>

1091
00:54:05,009 --> 00:54:06,175
<i>Charlie.</i>

1092
00:54:06,177 --> 00:54:07,776
Wake up, man.

1093
00:54:07,778 --> 00:54:10,179
No.

1094
00:54:10,181 --> 00:54:12,147
What'd you say?

1095
00:54:12,149 --> 00:54:14,650
Scrub your own
fucking toilets.

1096
00:54:14,652 --> 00:54:15,985
What the hell
are you talking about?

1097
00:54:15,987 --> 00:54:17,653
It's your pass today.

1098
00:54:17,655 --> 00:54:18,787
What?

1099
00:54:18,789 --> 00:54:20,189
Yeah.
You been riding me

1100
00:54:20,191 --> 00:54:21,790
about an overnight
since you got here.

1101
00:54:21,792 --> 00:54:23,993
Now you don't want to leave?

1102
00:54:23,995 --> 00:54:25,694
Your ride is outside.
Come on.

1103
00:54:25,696 --> 00:54:27,596
-What?
-Yeah.

1104
00:54:36,306 --> 00:54:38,173
-Hey.
-Hi.

1105
00:54:40,544 --> 00:54:41,944
How'd you convince dad?

1106
00:54:41,946 --> 00:54:44,213
So you're going to need
a place to stay.

1107
00:54:44,215 --> 00:54:45,614
How 'bout the beach house?

1108
00:54:45,616 --> 00:54:47,950
Why are you doing this?

1109
00:54:47,952 --> 00:54:50,085
Because you earned it.

1110
00:54:58,028 --> 00:55:00,296
<i>Why don't you ever
take me someplace nice?</i>

1111
00:55:00,298 --> 00:55:02,631
<i>'Cause I don't like you
that much.</i>

1112
00:55:09,874 --> 00:55:12,775
Got to stab a lot of people
with fake swords to get this.

1113
00:55:12,777 --> 00:55:14,943
Yeah.

1114
00:55:14,945 --> 00:55:17,613
So, this is the living room.

1115
00:55:17,615 --> 00:55:19,882
This is the kitchen.

1116
00:55:19,884 --> 00:55:22,818
This is the deck out there.

1117
00:55:22,820 --> 00:55:24,787
There's the sitting chair thing.

1118
00:55:24,789 --> 00:55:26,989
There's the beach.

1119
00:55:26,991 --> 00:55:29,358
Do you want... do you want
to go check out the ocean?

1120
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:33,362
Can we check it out
from the bedroom?

1121
00:56:11,234 --> 00:56:12,801
That was great.

1122
00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:18,073
I mean...

1123
00:56:18,075 --> 00:56:19,942
A little quick, but...

1124
00:56:21,778 --> 00:56:23,112
Just kidding.

1125
00:56:25,783 --> 00:56:28,650
Greatest 30 seconds
of my life.

1126
00:56:28,652 --> 00:56:31,186
Great. Yeah.
Glad you're having fun.

1127
00:56:31,188 --> 00:56:32,888
I am.

1128
00:56:36,793 --> 00:56:38,160
I am.

1129
00:56:42,031 --> 00:56:45,033
You know what would be
so great right now?

1130
00:56:45,035 --> 00:56:46,335
<i>What?</i>

1131
00:56:48,838 --> 00:56:50,773
A drink.

1132
00:56:52,742 --> 00:56:55,110
I know what you mean.

1133
00:56:56,880 --> 00:57:01,016
Didn't I see a wine rack
in the kitchen?

1134
00:57:04,254 --> 00:57:05,821
Are you serious?

1135
00:57:06,990 --> 00:57:08,357
Why not?

1136
00:57:12,695 --> 00:57:14,696
If we fail our urines,
we get tossed.

1137
00:57:15,999 --> 00:57:17,699
How many times
have you bragged to me

1138
00:57:17,701 --> 00:57:18,700
about beating those?

1139
00:57:20,470 --> 00:57:22,037
You're not having
a good time?

1140
00:57:26,209 --> 00:57:27,776
No...

1141
00:57:27,778 --> 00:57:28,977
I am.

1142
00:57:30,847 --> 00:57:32,114
It's just...

1143
00:57:38,955 --> 00:57:41,089
<i>-You have a good time?
-Yeah.</i>

1144
00:57:41,091 --> 00:57:42,925
No sarcasm.

1145
00:57:42,927 --> 00:57:44,326
There's a first.

1146
00:57:44,328 --> 00:57:45,294
Yeah.

1147
00:57:47,096 --> 00:57:49,898
You haven't done any meth,
no x,

1148
00:57:49,900 --> 00:57:51,500
no barbiturates, no opiates,

1149
00:57:51,502 --> 00:57:53,168
no coke.

1150
00:57:53,170 --> 00:57:55,504
You should be proud
sticking it out another day.

1151
00:57:55,506 --> 00:57:57,739
Yeah, when can I hang my hat

1152
00:57:57,741 --> 00:57:59,441
on something more
than just sticking it out?

1153
00:58:01,078 --> 00:58:03,078
You haven't been on the streets
shooting dope.

1154
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:06,915
You can hang a hell of a lot
more than your hat on that.

1155
00:58:09,286 --> 00:58:10,886
What if you still
think about it?

1156
00:58:10,888 --> 00:58:12,855
The cravings?

1157
00:58:14,023 --> 00:58:15,424
That's all they are,

1158
00:58:15,426 --> 00:58:17,125
as long as you
don't act on them.

1159
00:58:17,127 --> 00:58:18,994
Do they ever go away?

1160
00:58:18,996 --> 00:58:20,496
<i>Think of how hard it was</i>

1161
00:58:20,498 --> 00:58:23,832
for you scoring drugs
and maintaining that lifestyle.

1162
00:58:23,834 --> 00:58:25,834
Why should this
be any easier?

1163
00:58:25,836 --> 00:58:26,902
You got to work.

1164
00:58:26,904 --> 00:58:27,903
I see other people...

1165
00:58:27,905 --> 00:58:29,471
<i>other people.</i>

1166
00:58:29,473 --> 00:58:31,173
Other pe... you can't worry
about other people,

1167
00:58:31,175 --> 00:58:32,841
especially other addicts.

1168
00:58:32,843 --> 00:58:35,177
Getting sober
is a selfish thing,

1169
00:58:35,179 --> 00:58:36,945
because getting high
was selfish.

1170
00:58:36,947 --> 00:58:39,448
Yeah, but I thought sobriety
was about helping people.

1171
00:58:39,450 --> 00:58:41,483
Yes, it is,

1172
00:58:41,485 --> 00:58:43,352
but you got
to help yourself first.

1173
00:58:43,354 --> 00:58:46,088
If the plane's going down,

1174
00:58:46,090 --> 00:58:49,825
you put your oxygen mask on
first, right?

1175
00:58:49,827 --> 00:58:51,426
I mean, you wouldn't
go all "baywatch"

1176
00:58:51,428 --> 00:58:54,263
on a drowning person
if you don't know how to swim.

1177
00:58:55,899 --> 00:58:57,099
You know how to swim, Charlie?

1178
00:59:00,203 --> 00:59:02,004
<i>You know,
everyone keeps telling me</i>

1179
00:59:02,006 --> 00:59:04,406
<i>that, you know, he comes across
cold and distant...</i>

1180
00:59:04,408 --> 00:59:06,108
What is this?
What am I looking at?

1181
00:59:06,110 --> 00:59:08,110
-It's Charlie doing...
-I know who it is.

1182
00:59:08,112 --> 00:59:10,812
-I want to know what it is.
-It's on the Internet, sir.

1183
00:59:10,814 --> 00:59:12,814
<i>It has over 50,000 hits.</i>

1184
00:59:12,816 --> 00:59:14,950
Are you telling me

1185
00:59:14,952 --> 00:59:16,351
over 50,000 people
have seen this?

1186
00:59:16,353 --> 00:59:17,986
So far. It's growing.

1187
00:59:17,988 --> 00:59:19,388
Take the goddamn thing down.

1188
00:59:19,390 --> 00:59:21,256
Only the person
who posted it can do that.

1189
00:59:21,258 --> 00:59:23,992
This is beyond fucked.

1190
00:59:23,994 --> 00:59:29,131
I mean, you could try
reaching out to rawdogginit15.

1191
00:59:31,201 --> 00:59:34,202
Is it possible this could be
coming from the Harper campaign?

1192
00:59:34,204 --> 00:59:36,171
There's no evidence
of that, sir.

1193
00:59:36,173 --> 00:59:37,973
This is a fucking disaster.

1194
00:59:37,975 --> 00:59:41,209
We'll craft a response
and issue a press avail.

1195
00:59:41,211 --> 00:59:42,511
Do it.
Do it now.

1196
00:59:44,614 --> 00:59:48,283
Fuck. I thought we were past
the whole waiting-to-text thing.

1197
00:59:48,285 --> 00:59:50,452
Just be happy you're
pulling some ass in this place.

1198
00:59:50,454 --> 00:59:52,020
I mean, what if
something happened to her?

1199
00:59:52,022 --> 00:59:53,855
I hope something
did happen to her.

1200
00:59:53,857 --> 00:59:55,390
Then you'll actually have
something to complain about.

1201
00:59:55,392 --> 00:59:57,159
Morning. You guys good?

1202
00:59:57,161 --> 00:59:58,860
-Yeah.
-Group's in half an hour.

1203
00:59:58,862 --> 01:00:00,228
Let's get a move on it.

1204
01:00:04,101 --> 01:00:06,468
Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen.

1205
01:00:06,470 --> 01:00:09,471
I have just come
from a very substantive

1206
01:00:09,473 --> 01:00:11,940
and productive meeting
with the head of the s. C.I.U.,

1207
01:00:11,942 --> 01:00:13,442
and I am delighted
to announce

1208
01:00:13,444 --> 01:00:16,111
that they have pledged
their full support.

1209
01:00:16,113 --> 01:00:18,347
I have always
stood up for the workforce,

1210
01:00:18,349 --> 01:00:21,350
and they know that I will stand
shoulder to shoulder with them

1211
01:00:21,352 --> 01:00:25,187
on living wages and good
health and retirement benefits.

1212
01:00:25,189 --> 01:00:29,191
But I'm sure that you're
not all here for that reason.

1213
01:00:29,193 --> 01:00:32,194
Many of you may have
seen a comedy performance

1214
01:00:32,196 --> 01:00:35,197
that my son did, that has
been posted on the Internet.

1215
01:00:35,199 --> 01:00:37,399
First of all,
you should know

1216
01:00:37,401 --> 01:00:39,968
that Charlie had
nothing to do with that posting.

1217
01:00:39,970 --> 01:00:41,603
He was merely fooling around

1218
01:00:41,605 --> 01:00:43,505
and having some
fun at a party.

1219
01:00:43,507 --> 01:00:45,240
He and I spoke earlier today,

1220
01:00:45,242 --> 01:00:47,609
and he is behind me 100%.

1221
01:00:47,611 --> 01:00:49,645
And, quite frankly,
i found some of it pretty funny.

1222
01:00:49,647 --> 01:00:52,247
Isn't it true your son has
struggled with substance abuse

1223
01:00:52,249 --> 01:00:54,549
and is currently at
a rehab facility in Los Angeles?

1224
01:00:54,551 --> 01:00:56,351
We have never
tried to hide the fact

1225
01:00:56,353 --> 01:00:58,053
that Charlie
has had his challenges.

1226
01:00:58,055 --> 01:01:01,056
But, no,
he is not in rehab.

1227
01:01:01,058 --> 01:01:04,026
I'm happy to report
he is sober and doing great.

1228
01:01:04,028 --> 01:01:05,527
Thank you so much. Thank you.

1229
01:01:05,529 --> 01:01:06,995
Thank you very much,
ladies and gentlemen.

1230
01:01:06,997 --> 01:01:08,363
Mr. mills has a meeting

1231
01:01:08,365 --> 01:01:09,531
with the superintendent
of public instruction.

1232
01:01:12,001 --> 01:01:13,068
Hey.

1233
01:01:13,070 --> 01:01:14,703
You seen Eva?

1234
01:01:14,705 --> 01:01:17,072
She was at the house
last night.

1235
01:01:17,074 --> 01:01:19,274
I mean, she should be here.

1236
01:01:19,276 --> 01:01:20,976
Hey, man.

1237
01:01:20,978 --> 01:01:22,711
Did you... you see
your dad on the news?

1238
01:01:22,713 --> 01:01:25,247
He was talking 'bout you.

1239
01:01:25,249 --> 01:01:26,314
Hey, you seen Eva?

1240
01:01:26,316 --> 01:01:28,016
You haven't heard?

1241
01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:30,452
<i>Heard what?</i>

1242
01:01:30,454 --> 01:01:32,254
She took off.

1243
01:01:32,256 --> 01:01:34,056
Took off? W-when?

1244
01:01:34,058 --> 01:01:35,223
This morning.

1245
01:01:35,225 --> 01:01:37,125
What the fuck?
Why?

1246
01:01:37,127 --> 01:01:38,727
Why do you think?

1247
01:01:47,336 --> 01:01:49,037
Charlie, come on, man.

1248
01:01:49,039 --> 01:01:50,439
Come on. Talk to me.

1249
01:01:50,441 --> 01:01:52,507
Say what?
What do you want me to say?

1250
01:01:52,509 --> 01:01:53,675
What can you say?

1251
01:01:53,677 --> 01:01:55,577
You say it.
Say it, man.

1252
01:01:55,579 --> 01:01:58,547
-Say what?
-Why are you doing this?

1253
01:01:58,549 --> 01:02:00,515
-Say it. Be a man,
and tell me!-!

1254
01:02:00,517 --> 01:02:02,217
You're about to throw
everything away,

1255
01:02:02,219 --> 01:02:03,585
and you can't even
tell me why.

1256
01:02:03,587 --> 01:02:05,420
Look, I know
what you're going to say.

1257
01:02:05,422 --> 01:02:07,122
Work the program?

1258
01:02:07,124 --> 01:02:09,157
One day at a time.
Let go, and let god.

1259
01:02:09,159 --> 01:02:10,759
What do I have that's mine?

1260
01:02:10,761 --> 01:02:13,562
You got you, man,

1261
01:02:13,564 --> 01:02:16,431
and that's all
you'll ever have.

1262
01:02:16,433 --> 01:02:18,433
You think drugs
are going to change that?

1263
01:02:18,435 --> 01:02:20,769
Look, man, I'm not...
I'm not leaving for drugs.

1264
01:02:20,771 --> 01:02:23,572
Leaving for a girl,
is there a difference?

1265
01:02:23,574 --> 01:02:27,209
Look, man, I just...
i can't stay here anymore, okay?

1266
01:02:27,211 --> 01:02:28,643
This place,
it's like a fucking prison.

1267
01:02:28,645 --> 01:02:30,679
It's not even close.

1268
01:02:31,714 --> 01:02:34,282
You see these?

1269
01:02:34,284 --> 01:02:37,419
You think I got these
at a tattoo parlor in Hollywood?

1270
01:02:37,421 --> 01:02:39,688
Be grateful it's 90 days here

1271
01:02:39,690 --> 01:02:42,691
and not two years in county.

1272
01:02:42,693 --> 01:02:44,526
But don't worry.
If you're not dead,

1273
01:02:44,528 --> 01:02:46,628
you'll probably end up
there anyway.

1274
01:02:46,630 --> 01:02:49,064
Look, I don't
give a shit, okay?

1275
01:02:49,066 --> 01:02:50,565
I don't. Fuck that, okay?
If those...

1276
01:02:50,567 --> 01:02:52,601
if those charges in Utah
come back and bite me,

1277
01:02:52,603 --> 01:02:54,136
so be it.

1278
01:02:54,138 --> 01:02:55,670
<i>What are you talking about?</i>

1279
01:02:55,672 --> 01:02:58,640
<i>There's nothing in your files
about charges.</i>

1280
01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:05,781
<i>And the political season now</i>

1281
01:03:05,783 --> 01:03:08,583
<i>is beginning to heat up
all over the country.</i>

1282
01:03:08,585 --> 01:03:10,585
<i>With less than two weeks
to the election,</i>

1283
01:03:10,587 --> 01:03:12,587
<i>the California governor's race
is beginning...</i>

1284
01:03:12,589 --> 01:03:14,589
<i>To look like a toss-up...</i>

1285
01:03:14,591 --> 01:03:16,324
What the fuck was that?

1286
01:03:16,326 --> 01:03:18,527
<i>and in Southern California,
as you can see,</i>

1287
01:03:18,529 --> 01:03:21,363
<i>are showing a dead heat
in many areas.</i>

1288
01:03:21,365 --> 01:03:24,366
<i>The demographics are what's
going to make the difference...</i>

1289
01:03:24,368 --> 01:03:25,801
<i>-Stay here.
-In this gubernatorial race.</i>

1290
01:03:52,361 --> 01:03:54,329
Jesus, Charlie.

1291
01:03:54,331 --> 01:03:55,630
What the fuck are you doing?

1292
01:03:55,632 --> 01:03:57,465
Hey, dad.
It's great to see you.

1293
01:03:57,467 --> 01:03:59,167
You know,
i just thought I'd stop by.

1294
01:03:59,169 --> 01:04:00,569
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

1295
01:04:00,571 --> 01:04:03,138
Is this how you want
to live your life?

1296
01:04:03,140 --> 01:04:06,141
Messing things up so that daddy
has to clean up after you?

1297
01:04:06,143 --> 01:04:08,143
-Clean up after me?
-Yeah.

1298
01:04:08,145 --> 01:04:10,245
Yeah, if it's not smashing
a church window,

1299
01:04:10,247 --> 01:04:11,680
it's stealing a car.

1300
01:04:11,682 --> 01:04:14,282
If you're not stealing a car,
posting a video.

1301
01:04:14,284 --> 01:04:15,684
Video?
What are you talking about?

1302
01:04:15,686 --> 01:04:17,285
It's all over
the fucking Internet.

1303
01:04:17,287 --> 01:04:18,653
What, you going
to deny that now?

1304
01:04:20,489 --> 01:04:22,224
-Adam.
-Yeah, sure.

1305
01:04:22,226 --> 01:04:24,426
Keep blaming other people
for your shit.

1306
01:04:24,428 --> 01:04:27,429
Why can't you just be honest
and own something for once?!

1307
01:04:27,431 --> 01:04:30,131
Honesty. Great. I'm really glad
you brought that up, dad.

1308
01:04:30,133 --> 01:04:31,533
I am, because, you know,

1309
01:04:31,535 --> 01:04:33,568
I was never a big fan
of your pirate movies,

1310
01:04:33,570 --> 01:04:35,837
but that sociopath
you played on the phone

1311
01:04:35,839 --> 01:04:37,405
with that Utah bullshit,
that was spot on.

1312
01:04:37,407 --> 01:04:39,274
-Bravo.
-You let me no choice.

1313
01:04:39,276 --> 01:04:41,443
No choice. You're going
to talk to me about choice?

1314
01:04:41,445 --> 01:04:43,578
You've had plenty
of fucking choices, Charlie!

1315
01:04:43,580 --> 01:04:45,180
Yeah, rehab or jail.

1316
01:04:45,182 --> 01:04:46,681
You know,
quite a wide selection there.

1317
01:04:51,254 --> 01:04:52,821
You're really going to do this?

1318
01:05:03,666 --> 01:05:05,700
Was... was that Charlie?

1319
01:05:05,702 --> 01:05:06,902
-Well, where's he going?
-I don't know.

1320
01:05:06,904 --> 01:05:08,436
What do you mean
you don't know?

1321
01:05:08,438 --> 01:05:09,938
I don't know.
He didn't tell me.

1322
01:05:09,940 --> 01:05:12,307
He just stole the car
and took off. Same old shit.

1323
01:05:13,744 --> 01:05:16,611
<i>Hey, it's Eva.
Leave me a message.</i>

1324
01:05:19,348 --> 01:05:21,216
<i>Hello.
-Eva?</i>

1325
01:05:21,218 --> 01:05:22,450
<i>No. Who the fuck is this?</i>

1326
01:05:22,452 --> 01:05:23,952
Where'd you get this phone?

1327
01:05:23,954 --> 01:05:25,687
<i>-Some girl sold it to me.
-Where?</i>

1328
01:05:25,689 --> 01:05:27,222
<i>Hey, I bought it
fair and square.</i>

1329
01:05:27,224 --> 01:05:28,890
Where the fuck
did she sell it to you?

1330
01:05:28,892 --> 01:05:30,859
<i>-Venice.
-Where in venice?</i>

1331
01:05:30,861 --> 01:05:32,794
<i>I don't know.
Somewhere on the boardwalk.</i>

1332
01:05:34,864 --> 01:05:36,665
No, I don't want him arrested.

1333
01:05:36,667 --> 01:05:38,433
Just...

1334
01:05:38,435 --> 01:05:39,834
just keep an eye on him.

1335
01:05:39,836 --> 01:05:41,536
'Cause if anything does happen,

1336
01:05:41,538 --> 01:05:43,538
obviously we need
to know about it, right?

1337
01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:58,787
<i>Eva.</i>

1338
01:05:58,789 --> 01:06:00,455
Eva.

1339
01:06:00,457 --> 01:06:02,691
Hey. Hey, don't run away.

1340
01:06:02,693 --> 01:06:03,959
Come on. Give me a second. Eva!

1341
01:06:03,961 --> 01:06:04,960
-Eva!
-What?!

1342
01:06:04,962 --> 01:06:06,494
Just look at me, all right?

1343
01:06:06,496 --> 01:06:07,996
Just give me a fucking minute,
all right?

1344
01:06:07,998 --> 01:06:09,698
Listen, you don't think I know

1345
01:06:09,700 --> 01:06:11,299
what you're going through?

1346
01:06:11,301 --> 01:06:13,435
I've ditched
a thousand of these places.

1347
01:06:13,437 --> 01:06:14,970
It's different.

1348
01:06:14,972 --> 01:06:16,571
Yeah, it's fucking different.

1349
01:06:16,573 --> 01:06:18,773
I love you.

1350
01:06:21,978 --> 01:06:23,244
Really?

1351
01:06:23,246 --> 01:06:25,513
So... so, what?

1352
01:06:25,515 --> 01:06:27,782
Then it's... it's us
against the world?

1353
01:06:27,784 --> 01:06:29,951
I get lost in you,
and you get lost in me,

1354
01:06:29,953 --> 01:06:31,720
and we live
happily ever after?

1355
01:06:36,792 --> 01:06:39,294
I can't outrun this.

1356
01:06:41,497 --> 01:06:43,331
Come home with me.

1357
01:07:50,032 --> 01:07:52,801
Now, with a political campaign
of this magnitude,

1358
01:07:52,803 --> 01:07:55,103
it's got to take some toll
on your family.

1359
01:07:55,105 --> 01:07:58,106
Well, I'm glad
you asked that question, Eddie.

1360
01:07:58,108 --> 01:08:00,642
We wouldn't be doing this
if we didn't think we could make

1361
01:08:00,644 --> 01:08:02,577
a significant impact
on our education system

1362
01:08:02,579 --> 01:08:04,946
and ultimately on the health
of our sagging economy.

1363
01:08:04,948 --> 01:08:06,981
So can I ask
how your son's holding up?

1364
01:08:06,983 --> 01:08:08,516
-He...
-it's not that easy for him.

1365
01:08:08,518 --> 01:08:10,051
He's had a hard time.

1366
01:08:10,053 --> 01:08:11,453
We spoke to him
early this morning,

1367
01:08:11,455 --> 01:08:12,954
and he's doing just fine.

1368
01:08:12,956 --> 01:08:15,590
All right, thank you so much
for joining us today.

1369
01:08:15,592 --> 01:08:17,926
Thank you.
-All right, you're watching

1370
01:08:17,928 --> 01:08:19,694
our exclusive interview
with David and liseanne mills

1371
01:08:19,696 --> 01:08:21,396
just two weeks away

1372
01:08:21,398 --> 01:08:23,098
<i>from California's
gubernatorial election.</i>

1373
01:08:23,100 --> 01:08:24,866
For fox 11 news,
I'm Edward Barnes.

1374
01:08:24,868 --> 01:08:26,468
Back to you, guys.

1375
01:08:26,470 --> 01:08:27,836
All right, we're clear.

1376
01:08:31,108 --> 01:08:32,941
They found liseanne's s. U.V.
At the Malibu house,

1377
01:08:32,943 --> 01:08:34,375
but no Charlie.

1378
01:08:34,377 --> 01:08:35,610
Okay.

1379
01:09:48,585 --> 01:09:50,652
I mean, what do you
want me to do?!

1380
01:09:50,654 --> 01:09:51,920
Personally search
every crack house

1381
01:09:51,922 --> 01:09:53,488
and meth lab in the city?

1382
01:09:53,490 --> 01:09:56,824
Every counselor,
every therapist

1383
01:09:56,826 --> 01:09:58,793
told us the same thing!

1384
01:09:58,795 --> 01:10:00,228
Be strong!
Hold the boundaries!

1385
01:10:00,230 --> 01:10:01,729
<i>-Yes.
-That's what they told us!</i>

1386
01:10:01,731 --> 01:10:03,598
They also tell you
to lie to your son?

1387
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:05,133
<i>Did they do that?</i>

1388
01:10:05,135 --> 01:10:06,734
We've been
through all that already.

1389
01:10:06,736 --> 01:10:08,169
No, he came a thousand miles
with nothing,

1390
01:10:08,171 --> 01:10:10,672
-and we turned him away!
-That's right.

1391
01:10:10,674 --> 01:10:12,941
Yes, and you lied to him,
and you lied to me!

1392
01:10:12,943 --> 01:10:14,142
-Yeah?
-Yes! Yes!

1393
01:10:14,144 --> 01:10:15,710
What do you call
going behind my back

1394
01:10:15,712 --> 01:10:17,045
and giving him
an overnight pass?!

1395
01:10:17,047 --> 01:10:18,780
-What do you call that?!
-I love him.

1396
01:10:18,782 --> 01:10:20,915
-And I don't love him!
-I don't know!

1397
01:10:20,917 --> 01:10:23,251
He's our son!
Of course I fucking love him!

1398
01:10:24,987 --> 01:10:27,155
One of us had to keep him safe.

1399
01:10:28,490 --> 01:10:30,959
For him, or for you?

1400
01:10:46,575 --> 01:10:48,509
<i>I'm trying to sleep, Jean Luc.</i>

1401
01:11:11,067 --> 01:11:12,867
Hey, you awake?

1402
01:11:16,039 --> 01:11:18,072
Hey, you got
enough to cut tonight?

1403
01:11:21,243 --> 01:11:23,278
I don't know.

1404
01:11:25,014 --> 01:11:26,614
It's kinda late, dude.

1405
01:11:26,616 --> 01:11:29,083
I know a guy
who's got some real fire.

1406
01:11:34,291 --> 01:11:35,623
I'm down.

1407
01:11:43,667 --> 01:11:44,866
<i>Estamos aqu .</i>

1408
01:11:52,241 --> 01:11:53,341
Take the money.

1409
01:11:57,147 --> 01:11:58,346
Fucking get the money.

1410
01:12:18,834 --> 01:12:20,335
Hello.

1411
01:12:22,938 --> 01:12:23,971
<i>Charlie?</i>

1412
01:12:23,973 --> 01:12:25,673
Is that you?

1413
01:12:30,279 --> 01:12:33,181
Talk to me, please.

1414
01:12:44,793 --> 01:12:46,294
Adam!

1415
01:12:48,631 --> 01:12:50,865
Come on!

1416
01:12:52,234 --> 01:12:53,267
Hey, man.

1417
01:12:53,269 --> 01:12:55,403
What the fuck happened to you?

1418
01:12:55,405 --> 01:12:57,138
Can I stay here?

1419
01:12:58,807 --> 01:13:00,375
Fuck.

1420
01:13:01,877 --> 01:13:04,312
Forget it, man.
She's a bitch.

1421
01:13:04,314 --> 01:13:06,147
-She's not a bitch.
-She is a bitch.

1422
01:13:06,149 --> 01:13:07,915
She is a weak-willed bitch

1423
01:13:07,917 --> 01:13:10,084
that you left you hanging
with your dick in your hand.

1424
01:13:10,086 --> 01:13:11,686
-You're better than that.
-Yeah.

1425
01:13:11,688 --> 01:13:13,354
I'm way better.
I'm strung out,

1426
01:13:13,356 --> 01:13:15,723
got no money
and a fucked-up face.

1427
01:13:15,725 --> 01:13:18,326
Why is the glass always
half-fucking-shattered with you?

1428
01:13:20,029 --> 01:13:21,829
Fuck.

1429
01:13:21,831 --> 01:13:24,732
Look, you can stay here with me
as long as you want, all right?

1430
01:13:24,734 --> 01:13:26,067
We'll hit some parties,
meet some ladies.

1431
01:13:26,069 --> 01:13:27,668
You can do whatever you want.

1432
01:13:27,670 --> 01:13:28,936
-Yeah.
-Yeah, just no heroin.

1433
01:13:28,938 --> 01:13:30,238
Think you can handle that?

1434
01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:31,706
You bet.

1435
01:13:33,176 --> 01:13:35,042
And you got to cut
this sad sack-of-shit routine.

1436
01:13:35,044 --> 01:13:37,078
It is just total
pussy repellent.

1437
01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:39,213
Not to mention you smell
like a fat person's ass

1438
01:13:39,215 --> 01:13:41,416
that's been wandering
around Disneyland all day.

1439
01:13:41,418 --> 01:13:43,351
-I'll take a shower.
-Please.

1440
01:13:43,353 --> 01:13:45,286
For the sake of mankind.
It is...

1441
01:13:45,288 --> 01:13:47,321
<i>-Yeah, yeah.
-Really pungent.</i>

1442
01:13:47,323 --> 01:13:48,322
God.

1443
01:13:48,324 --> 01:13:49,824
<i>Hey, remember,</i>

1444
01:13:49,826 --> 01:13:51,225
<i>tomorrow's a new day.</i>

1445
01:13:51,227 --> 01:13:53,027
You think of that
all by yourself?

1446
01:14:25,962 --> 01:14:27,395
Yo, hey.

1447
01:14:27,397 --> 01:14:29,230
I'm gonna fuck her.

1448
01:14:29,232 --> 01:14:31,032
Lucky girl.

1449
01:14:32,035 --> 01:14:34,469
Devon, get over here!

1450
01:14:34,471 --> 01:14:36,070
Come on.

1451
01:14:36,072 --> 01:14:37,472
This is my boy Charlie.

1452
01:14:37,474 --> 01:14:39,040
He just got out of rehab.

1453
01:14:39,042 --> 01:14:40,741
-He's a bad boy.
-Really?

1454
01:14:40,743 --> 01:14:42,143
-Yeah.
-Yeah. Yeah.

1455
01:14:42,145 --> 01:14:43,177
I'm absolutely terrible.

1456
01:14:44,780 --> 01:14:46,981
So what program are you in?

1457
01:14:46,983 --> 01:14:48,783
None of 'em.

1458
01:14:48,785 --> 01:14:50,251
So you're ucla?

1459
01:14:50,253 --> 01:14:52,053
No.

1460
01:14:52,055 --> 01:14:53,421
So where do you go to school?

1461
01:14:54,990 --> 01:14:56,991
You really care?

1462
01:14:56,993 --> 01:14:58,125
No.

1463
01:15:08,170 --> 01:15:11,138
Has he been with Adam
the whole time?

1464
01:15:11,140 --> 01:15:14,141
No. He's been to a couple
different homeless shelters,

1465
01:15:14,143 --> 01:15:16,310
then the streets.

1466
01:15:19,314 --> 01:15:20,515
Should we bring him in?

1467
01:15:22,251 --> 01:15:24,285
No.

1468
01:15:24,287 --> 01:15:26,053
Just keep an eye on him.

1469
01:15:28,558 --> 01:15:31,192
Suck it down, bitch.
Drink it.

1470
01:15:31,194 --> 01:15:32,960
-Did you drink
the whole thing?

1471
01:15:32,962 --> 01:15:33,995
Party!

1472
01:15:33,997 --> 01:15:36,230
Fuck!

1473
01:15:36,232 --> 01:15:37,832
<i>Suck it!</i>

1474
01:15:37,834 --> 01:15:40,334
-My god!
-What?!

1475
01:15:40,336 --> 01:15:42,503
My...

1476
01:15:42,505 --> 01:15:44,438
I want to feel
a little of that.

1477
01:15:44,440 --> 01:15:45,907
That's it.
That's all right there.

1478
01:15:47,443 --> 01:15:49,277
You were on fire tonight, baby.

1479
01:15:49,279 --> 01:15:52,079
Man.

1480
01:15:52,081 --> 01:15:54,549
Yo, this could have been us
the whole fucking time.

1481
01:15:54,551 --> 01:15:56,183
-I know.
-Yeah.

1482
01:15:56,185 --> 01:15:58,819
Hey, come here.

1483
01:15:58,821 --> 01:15:59,954
Bring it in.

1484
01:16:01,891 --> 01:16:04,025
-Fucking love you, man.
-Love you, too, man.

1485
01:16:04,027 --> 01:16:05,359
I love you, though.
I love you.

1486
01:16:05,361 --> 01:16:07,361
-I love you, man.
-You being honest?

1487
01:16:07,363 --> 01:16:09,230
-Yeah, mostly.
-You feel it, really?

1488
01:16:09,232 --> 01:16:11,566
I love most things about you.
Don't have to get into it.

1489
01:16:17,006 --> 01:16:18,406
That was tight.

1490
01:16:18,408 --> 01:16:20,508
I'm gonna make
the star of David.

1491
01:16:20,510 --> 01:16:22,109
-Really?
-Yeah. It's my heritage.

1492
01:16:22,111 --> 01:16:23,578
Just let me do it.

1493
01:16:27,950 --> 01:16:28,983
Fuck it.

1494
01:16:32,488 --> 01:16:34,255
Hey, what was the name
of that...

1495
01:16:34,257 --> 01:16:36,924
that ugly chick?

1496
01:16:36,926 --> 01:16:38,192
Stacey Chapman?

1497
01:16:38,194 --> 01:16:40,194
No, no, the other one.

1498
01:16:40,196 --> 01:16:42,063
Fuck, what's her name?

1499
01:16:42,065 --> 01:16:44,398
You know, she had the big nose
and the really close-set eyes.

1500
01:16:44,400 --> 01:16:46,033
She looked kind
of like Paul giamatti.

1501
01:16:46,035 --> 01:16:47,234
-Jenny henson.
-Yes! Paul...

1502
01:16:47,236 --> 01:16:48,603
yes! Yes!

1503
01:16:48,605 --> 01:16:50,237
Fucking Paul giamatti.

1504
01:16:50,239 --> 01:16:51,572
-Jenny "Paul giamatti" henson.
-Giamatti henson.

1505
01:16:51,574 --> 01:16:53,441
My god.
You know, she was the one

1506
01:16:53,443 --> 01:16:54,976
that ratted us out
when we released

1507
01:16:54,978 --> 01:16:56,210
those mice
from the science room.

1508
01:16:56,212 --> 01:16:57,645
You still holding on
to that shit?

1509
01:16:57,647 --> 01:16:59,113
Fuck, yeah,
I'm still holding on to that.

1510
01:16:59,115 --> 01:17:00,915
You gotta let go of that, man.

1511
01:17:00,917 --> 01:17:03,084
Yeah, easy for you to say.
You never fucking got caught.

1512
01:17:03,086 --> 01:17:05,019
I never dodged
a single fucking bullet.

1513
01:17:05,021 --> 01:17:06,887
Yeah, well, sometimes
you dodge one, you just...

1514
01:17:06,889 --> 01:17:08,923
you move in front of another.
You never fucking know.

1515
01:17:08,925 --> 01:17:11,325
Yeah, like you ever got hit.

1516
01:17:11,327 --> 01:17:12,660
Really?

1517
01:17:12,662 --> 01:17:14,328
Yeah.

1518
01:17:14,330 --> 01:17:16,297
You kidding me, dude?
You're fucking teflon.

1519
01:17:16,299 --> 01:17:17,665
You do whatever you want.

1520
01:17:17,667 --> 01:17:19,400
You never get
a fucking scratch on you.

1521
01:17:19,402 --> 01:17:21,102
Yeah, yeah, that's me.
I'm un-fucking-scathed.

1522
01:17:21,104 --> 01:17:22,370
-Yeah.
-That's what you think?

1523
01:17:22,372 --> 01:17:23,638
-That's what I know.
-Really?

1524
01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:25,473
You kidding me?
That night at Jackson's.

1525
01:17:25,475 --> 01:17:27,375
Perfect. Let's talk
about the night at Jackson's.

1526
01:17:27,377 --> 01:17:29,143
Let's talk about it.
All right, so...

1527
01:17:29,145 --> 01:17:31,212
We all took the same shit.

1528
01:17:31,214 --> 01:17:32,613
Jackson o. D.'D,

1529
01:17:32,615 --> 01:17:34,315
I got shipped off
to wilderness,

1530
01:17:34,317 --> 01:17:36,584
and you, you went back
to school the next day.

1531
01:17:36,586 --> 01:17:38,452
Am I missing something?

1532
01:17:38,454 --> 01:17:42,089
Well, it just as easily could
have gone to shit for me, too.

1533
01:17:43,493 --> 01:17:45,026
But it didn't.
That's the point.

1534
01:17:45,028 --> 01:17:46,460
Two very large men

1535
01:17:46,462 --> 01:17:48,329
did not come into your room
at 4:00 A.M.,

1536
01:17:48,331 --> 01:17:50,364
kidnap you,
drag you off to the desert.

1537
01:17:50,366 --> 01:17:52,033
You got a total fucking pass.

1538
01:17:52,035 --> 01:17:53,701
Pass? After the police
showed up and took Jackson

1539
01:17:53,703 --> 01:17:55,936
to the hospital, my parents
came and picked me up.

1540
01:17:55,938 --> 01:17:57,972
The entire ride home,
they didn't say anything to me,

1541
01:17:57,974 --> 01:17:59,640
nothing, not one word. Okay?
I was sitting there

1542
01:17:59,642 --> 01:18:01,509
in the backseat,
waiting for the hammer to drop,

1543
01:18:01,511 --> 01:18:02,710
but they didn't say anything.

1544
01:18:04,246 --> 01:18:06,580
All this fucking silence
was unbearable.

1545
01:18:06,582 --> 01:18:09,550
10 minutes from the house
i just... I confessed everything.

1546
01:18:12,487 --> 01:18:14,088
<i>What'd they say?</i>

1547
01:18:14,090 --> 01:18:16,357
That's the point.

1548
01:18:16,359 --> 01:18:17,958
Absolutely nothing.

1549
01:18:20,395 --> 01:18:22,296
They didn't open their mouths
until we got home,

1550
01:18:22,298 --> 01:18:23,631
and then all they said then was,

1551
01:18:23,633 --> 01:18:25,332
"go to your room,
and do your homework.

1552
01:18:25,334 --> 01:18:27,301
You got your interview
at Harvard-westlake in a week."

1553
01:18:29,071 --> 01:18:30,438
Fuck.

1554
01:18:30,440 --> 01:18:33,340
Jackson almost died,

1555
01:18:33,342 --> 01:18:35,476
and I was all fucked up,

1556
01:18:35,478 --> 01:18:38,446
and all they cared about
was my fucking homework.

1557
01:18:38,448 --> 01:18:40,981
I mean, i-i could have
track marks up and down my arms,

1558
01:18:40,983 --> 01:18:43,050
and as long
as I had good grades,

1559
01:18:43,052 --> 01:18:45,586
you know,
that's all that mattered.

1560
01:18:49,091 --> 01:18:50,491
It's like all they cared about

1561
01:18:50,493 --> 01:18:53,127
was that fucking
bumper sticker.

1562
01:18:54,663 --> 01:18:57,064
"My son is an honor student."

1563
01:19:03,039 --> 01:19:05,339
Enough of that emotional shit,
right? We're all good now.

1564
01:19:05,341 --> 01:19:07,074
Yeah.

1565
01:19:08,111 --> 01:19:09,777
Yeah.

1566
01:19:09,779 --> 01:19:11,479
Fuck.

1567
01:19:13,182 --> 01:19:14,615
I'm thinking
about taking some classes here.

1568
01:19:14,617 --> 01:19:15,750
-Dude.
-Yeah.

1569
01:19:15,752 --> 01:19:17,051
-Do it.
-Yeah.

1570
01:19:17,053 --> 01:19:18,385
-Join me, baby!
-Fuck it.

1571
01:19:18,387 --> 01:19:20,121
You think I could
do the college thing?

1572
01:19:20,123 --> 01:19:22,022
Yeah. You're doing it
right now. This is it.

1573
01:19:22,024 --> 01:19:23,557
Well, I got to get my g. E.D.

1574
01:19:23,559 --> 01:19:25,593
It's easy. Just get that,
and you're golden.

1575
01:19:25,595 --> 01:19:27,194
Should I get a tutor?

1576
01:19:27,196 --> 01:19:30,197
Nah, dude. Just get a book.
You'll be fine.

1577
01:19:31,701 --> 01:19:33,567
-Want some of this?
-Yeah.

1578
01:19:33,569 --> 01:19:35,069
-Shit.
-What?

1579
01:19:35,071 --> 01:19:36,237
Your no-.

1580
01:19:36,239 --> 01:19:37,371
Fuck.

1581
01:19:37,373 --> 01:19:39,240
Lightweight.

1582
01:19:55,258 --> 01:19:57,358
The bleeding stopped, so...

1583
01:20:00,395 --> 01:20:02,296
<i>Adam, what the fuck
are you doing?</i>

1584
01:20:02,298 --> 01:20:03,697
Fuck. Adam.

1585
01:20:03,699 --> 01:20:06,200
No, no, no, no, no.
My god, fuck.

1586
01:20:06,202 --> 01:20:07,701
Adam. Adam. Hey, buddy!

1587
01:20:07,703 --> 01:20:09,403
Come on! Fuck.

1588
01:20:09,405 --> 01:20:11,272
Fuck.

1589
01:20:11,274 --> 01:20:12,273
Fuck.

1590
01:20:12,275 --> 01:20:13,774
Hey, I'm getting help.

1591
01:20:13,776 --> 01:20:15,576
<i>-Fuck.
-911. What's your emergency?</i>

1592
01:20:15,578 --> 01:20:16,777
Okay, here, buddy.
Stay with me, man.

1593
01:20:16,779 --> 01:20:18,579
Stay with me, man!
Come on.

1594
01:20:18,581 --> 01:20:20,614
<i>-Come on. Hey. Okay.
-911. What is your emergency?</i>

1595
01:20:20,616 --> 01:20:24,218
I need an ambulance.
My friend did too much shit.

1596
01:20:24,220 --> 01:20:25,853
Fuck!
I don't know what to do.

1597
01:20:25,855 --> 01:20:27,822
<i>-What is your location?
-Can you just hurry up? Please.</i>

1598
01:20:27,824 --> 01:20:29,590
It's 158 olive street.
Just hurry, please. Please.

1599
01:20:29,592 --> 01:20:32,593
<i>-Fuck. Fuck. Come on!
-Sir, if you could remain calm.</i>

1600
01:20:32,595 --> 01:20:34,195
<i>-Fuck!
-Sir...</i>

1601
01:20:38,266 --> 01:20:39,600
stay...

1602
01:21:11,633 --> 01:21:13,734
got the whole floor
and stairwell, too?

1603
01:21:13,736 --> 01:21:15,135
Yeah, go ahead.

1604
01:21:15,137 --> 01:21:16,503
<i>We're clear.</i>

1605
01:21:19,308 --> 01:21:22,509
So, what can you tell me?

1606
01:21:22,511 --> 01:21:23,577
You didn't see anything?

1607
01:21:25,213 --> 01:21:27,414
Remember anything?
Take your time.

1608
01:21:27,416 --> 01:21:30,885
Look, man, we just don't want
any more dead kids turning up.

1609
01:21:30,887 --> 01:21:32,586
Did you put this kid
in the system?

1610
01:21:32,588 --> 01:21:34,488
-I did, sir.
-Pull him.

1611
01:21:34,490 --> 01:21:36,690
Put him in an empty cell,
and give him a bed.

1612
01:21:42,597 --> 01:21:44,298
Hey, Charlie.

1613
01:21:46,167 --> 01:21:47,534
Come on. Let's go.

1614
01:21:49,537 --> 01:21:51,305
Your mom's outside.

1615
01:21:57,245 --> 01:21:59,780
We want you to come home.

1616
01:22:03,885 --> 01:22:06,620
<i>With only three days before
Californians cast their ballots</i>

1617
01:22:06,622 --> 01:22:08,489
<i>and the race being
as tight as it is,</i>

1618
01:22:08,491 --> 01:22:09,890
<i>this could be
the eleventh-hour event</i>

1619
01:22:09,892 --> 01:22:12,192
<i>that swings this thing
away from mills.</i>

1620
01:22:12,194 --> 01:22:13,527
<i>Unless the voters
have already begged in</i>

1621
01:22:13,529 --> 01:22:15,562
<i>mills' issues with his son.</i>

1622
01:22:15,564 --> 01:22:17,665
<i>It's one thing to have
a child with drug problems.</i>

1623
01:22:17,667 --> 01:22:20,267
<i>It's another
to be involved in a death.</i>

1624
01:22:20,269 --> 01:22:21,702
<i>Mills' son was completely
cleared of any involvement</i>

1625
01:22:21,704 --> 01:22:23,437
<i>in his friend's death.</i>

1626
01:22:23,439 --> 01:22:24,872
<i>I'm just saying,
in some voters' minds,</i>

1627
01:22:24,874 --> 01:22:27,207
<i>there will always
be lingering doubts.</i>

1628
01:22:55,971 --> 01:22:57,371
<i>Get that truck out!</i>

1629
01:23:11,486 --> 01:23:13,687
<i>Hey, Jase, can you take this?</i>

1630
01:23:28,036 --> 01:23:29,036
Hey.

1631
01:23:29,038 --> 01:23:30,304
Hey.

1632
01:23:30,306 --> 01:23:31,705
You look better.

1633
01:23:31,707 --> 01:23:33,273
Thanks.

1634
01:23:44,319 --> 01:23:45,786
Why did he have to die?

1635
01:23:52,293 --> 01:23:53,660
I don't know.

1636
01:24:01,736 --> 01:24:03,303
I don't want to die.

1637
01:24:06,508 --> 01:24:07,941
Yeah.

1638
01:24:10,912 --> 01:24:12,479
That's good.

1639
01:24:17,452 --> 01:24:20,020
Hey, mom, I don't...

1640
01:24:20,022 --> 01:24:22,723
I don't think
i can stay here tonight.

1641
01:24:25,894 --> 01:24:27,494
I know.

1642
01:24:27,496 --> 01:24:29,329
That's okay.

1643
01:25:14,443 --> 01:25:17,644
Mr. mills, Mrs. mills,
who did you two vote for?

1644
01:25:17,646 --> 01:25:19,046
Well, I can't
speak for my wife,

1645
01:25:19,048 --> 01:25:21,415
but I'm sure you can figure out
who I voted for.

1646
01:25:21,417 --> 01:25:22,516
Thank you.

1647
01:25:49,778 --> 01:25:51,812
With all the other counties
reporting in

1648
01:25:51,814 --> 01:25:53,447
and with Santa Cruz
going to Harper,

1649
01:25:53,449 --> 01:25:55,582
<i>mills looks to be in trouble.</i>

1650
01:25:55,584 --> 01:25:57,017
<i>It's going to come to down</i>

1651
01:25:57,019 --> 01:25:59,153
<i>to little del norte,
population 28,000,</i>

1652
01:25:59,155 --> 01:26:02,055
<i>and all Harper needs
is 45% of the vote</i>

1653
01:26:02,057 --> 01:26:04,992
<i>in what has traditionally been
a republican stronghold.</i>

1654
01:26:04,994 --> 01:26:06,960
Hey, Jenny. How are you?
Thanks for coming.

1655
01:26:06,962 --> 01:26:09,963
No returns from Santa Cruz
or del norte have come in.

1656
01:26:09,965 --> 01:26:11,865
Well, what the hell
are they doing up there,

1657
01:26:11,867 --> 01:26:13,500
counting votes
on their fucking fingers?

1658
01:26:13,502 --> 01:26:14,468
Excuse me, sir.

1659
01:26:16,671 --> 01:26:18,071
Are you all right?

1660
01:26:18,073 --> 01:26:19,773
Does it matter?

1661
01:26:19,775 --> 01:26:21,775
Is... is Charlie coming back?

1662
01:26:21,777 --> 01:26:24,077
I don't know.

1663
01:26:24,079 --> 01:26:26,446
Why don't we go inside?

1664
01:26:54,676 --> 01:26:56,643
Come on.
Let's go sit down, okay?

1665
01:26:56,645 --> 01:26:58,612
Did we win?

1666
01:26:58,614 --> 01:27:00,881
Doesn't look that way.

1667
01:27:00,883 --> 01:27:02,583
I'd really
like you to be there

1668
01:27:02,585 --> 01:27:04,484
for my concession speech,
though.

1669
01:27:04,486 --> 01:27:07,087
There's a first,
you having to make a concession.

1670
01:27:10,792 --> 01:27:12,092
Here. Come on.

1671
01:27:12,094 --> 01:27:14,728
Can you just... ucch.

1672
01:27:14,730 --> 01:27:17,497
Just...

1673
01:27:17,499 --> 01:27:18,865
Okay.

1674
01:27:27,208 --> 01:27:28,875
I miss our boy.

1675
01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:34,748
All right, look.

1676
01:27:34,750 --> 01:27:37,117
I'm going to get you
some coffee, okay?

1677
01:27:37,119 --> 01:27:38,685
All right?

1678
01:27:38,687 --> 01:27:40,821
-Just wait right here.
-Yeah.

1679
01:27:41,991 --> 01:27:44,091
<i>Sir!</i>

1680
01:27:44,093 --> 01:27:45,926
We did it.

1681
01:27:45,928 --> 01:27:47,194
Did what?

1682
01:27:47,196 --> 01:27:49,963
We took del norte
by seven points.

1683
01:27:49,965 --> 01:27:51,565
Can't be.

1684
01:27:51,567 --> 01:27:53,867
<i>7.2 to be exact.</i>

1685
01:27:53,869 --> 01:27:56,069
You're wanted out there,
governor.

1686
01:27:59,708 --> 01:28:01,108
<i>In a shocking upset,</i>

1687
01:28:01,110 --> 01:28:03,777
mills has beat out
his opponent Thomas Harper

1688
01:28:03,779 --> 01:28:05,279
in del norte county.

1689
01:28:05,281 --> 01:28:08,248
Fox 11 news is now prepared
to call this election

1690
01:28:08,250 --> 01:28:09,983
for the new governor
of the state of California,

1691
01:28:09,985 --> 01:28:11,818
David mills.

1692
01:28:11,820 --> 01:28:14,254
Let's get the whole family
up here. Liseanne, Charlie,

1693
01:28:14,256 --> 01:28:15,856
come up onstage.

1694
01:28:15,858 --> 01:28:17,257
<i>Did not expect this to happen,</i>

1695
01:28:17,259 --> 01:28:20,193
<i>and right now,
they are chanting</i>

1696
01:28:20,195 --> 01:28:21,795
<i>for their new governor
David mills.</i>

1697
01:28:21,797 --> 01:28:24,798
Please welcome the new governor
of California,

1698
01:28:24,800 --> 01:28:27,734
Mr. David mills!

1699
01:28:27,736 --> 01:28:30,003
<i>And, yep, here he comes.</i>

1700
01:28:30,005 --> 01:28:31,605
<i>Let's focus in on him.</i>

1701
01:28:35,943 --> 01:28:37,878
<i>Mills! Mills! Mills!</i>

1702
01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:39,680
<i>Mills! Mills! Mills!</i>

1703
01:28:39,682 --> 01:28:41,181
<i>Mills! Mills! Mills!</i>

1704
01:28:41,183 --> 01:28:43,216
<i>Mills! Mills! Mills!</i>

1705
01:28:43,218 --> 01:28:44,251
<i>Mills! Mills!</i>

1706
01:28:57,366 --> 01:28:59,066
Thank you.

1707
01:29:00,668 --> 01:29:01,668
Thank you.

1708
01:29:49,884 --> 01:29:50,951
Hey.

1709
01:30:00,061 --> 01:30:02,229
You're up early.

1710
01:30:02,231 --> 01:30:03,930
Haven't gone to sleep yet.

1711
01:30:07,268 --> 01:30:08,835
What are you doing?

1712
01:30:10,204 --> 01:30:11,805
Just cleaning up.

1713
01:30:11,807 --> 01:30:13,206
You need some help?

1714
01:30:13,208 --> 01:30:14,374
I'm fine.

1715
01:30:19,948 --> 01:30:20,981
Mind if I sit?

1716
01:30:22,116 --> 01:30:23,350
It's your house.

1717
01:30:40,468 --> 01:30:42,936
Look...

1718
01:30:42,938 --> 01:30:45,172
Charlie...

1719
01:30:45,174 --> 01:30:47,140
I know you're angry at me,

1720
01:30:47,142 --> 01:30:49,810
and you probably don't want
to hear this right now,

1721
01:30:49,812 --> 01:30:52,245
but I do love you.

1722
01:30:57,218 --> 01:30:58,185
<i>Look...</i>

1723
01:31:00,455 --> 01:31:02,289
I'm sorry.

1724
01:31:03,758 --> 01:31:06,126
Every expert with a desk
and a diploma

1725
01:31:06,128 --> 01:31:08,495
told me
i had to be tough on you.

1726
01:31:10,765 --> 01:31:12,165
But every time
we sent you away

1727
01:31:12,167 --> 01:31:13,900
to another one
of those programs,

1728
01:31:13,902 --> 01:31:16,770
i-i saw you slipping
further away from us.

1729
01:31:18,806 --> 01:31:21,041
And all I could
tell myself was...

1730
01:31:23,010 --> 01:31:25,345
I'd rather have you alive
and hating me...

1731
01:31:27,148 --> 01:31:28,515
Than dead on the streets.

1732
01:31:34,288 --> 01:31:36,823
So what do you want me to do?

1733
01:31:36,825 --> 01:31:38,525
Tell me what to do.

1734
01:31:38,527 --> 01:31:41,828
You don't have to do anything.

1735
01:31:44,065 --> 01:31:46,066
You...

1736
01:31:46,068 --> 01:31:49,002
You want
to come up to sacramento?

1737
01:31:49,004 --> 01:31:51,271
-Get away from all the...
-What?

1738
01:31:51,273 --> 01:31:53,507
The drugs?

1739
01:31:55,142 --> 01:31:56,977
It was never about the drugs.

1740
01:31:58,412 --> 01:32:00,547
All I ever wanted was...

1741
01:32:03,117 --> 01:32:05,819
A way to kill the noise.

1742
01:32:05,821 --> 01:32:08,522
But the more I used, the...

1743
01:32:08,524 --> 01:32:10,090
the louder it got.

1744
01:32:12,226 --> 01:32:14,427
I was part of the noise,
wasn't I?

1745
01:32:21,903 --> 01:32:23,270
So...

1746
01:32:24,572 --> 01:32:26,139
What are you going to do?

1747
01:32:28,476 --> 01:32:30,911
I don't know.

1748
01:32:30,913 --> 01:32:32,546
I'll figure it out.

1749
01:32:45,159 --> 01:32:47,460
I don't hate you.

1750
01:32:51,866 --> 01:32:53,433
I don't.

1751
01:33:10,851 --> 01:33:14,521
You take good care
of yourself, okay?

1752
01:33:14,523 --> 01:33:15,488
Okay?

1753
01:33:22,063 --> 01:33:25,532
Hey, so...

1754
01:33:25,534 --> 01:33:27,334
Did you win?

1755
01:33:27,336 --> 01:33:29,135
Yeah.

1756
01:33:32,406 --> 01:33:33,506
All right.

1757
01:33:43,017 --> 01:33:45,952
<i>If they say
you only have a year to live,</i>

1758
01:33:45,954 --> 01:33:47,454
do it sober.

1759
01:33:47,456 --> 01:33:50,056
It'll seem like an eternity.

1760
01:33:52,995 --> 01:33:55,095
It's been kind of
a weird year for me.

1761
01:33:55,097 --> 01:33:57,230
You know, I managed to get fired
from an unpaid internship.

1762
01:33:58,467 --> 01:34:00,900
Do you know
how bad you have to be

1763
01:34:00,902 --> 01:34:03,236
to get fired from a job

1764
01:34:03,238 --> 01:34:05,305
that you're
not getting paid for?

1765
01:34:05,307 --> 01:34:07,641
It's like if the pharaoh
came up to you, and he said,

1766
01:34:07,643 --> 01:34:11,344
"I'm not letting
all your people go. Just you."

1767
01:34:12,648 --> 01:34:14,681
Yeah, but things
have not been much better

1768
01:34:14,683 --> 01:34:16,916
with the girls either.
It hasn't.

1769
01:34:16,918 --> 01:34:19,419
You know,
from my limited experience,

1770
01:34:19,421 --> 01:34:21,087
I found that girls,
for some reason,

1771
01:34:21,089 --> 01:34:22,622
have a problem
with stand-up comics.

1772
01:34:22,624 --> 01:34:25,125
I don't know why.
I mean, they say that they

1773
01:34:25,127 --> 01:34:28,161
want a guy to make them laugh,
a guy that has a sense of humor,

1774
01:34:28,163 --> 01:34:31,064
but making them laugh just
never quite closes the deal.

1775
01:34:31,066 --> 01:34:33,400
You could be the greatest
stand-up of all time,

1776
01:34:33,402 --> 01:34:35,101
and you won't get
half as much pussy

1777
01:34:35,103 --> 01:34:37,037
as your average bass player.

1778
01:34:37,039 --> 01:34:39,272
I'm kind of embarrassed to say

1779
01:34:39,274 --> 01:34:41,708
that I've been
checking out tinder.

1780
01:34:43,478 --> 01:34:46,479
I've got a few regulars
in the audience here.

1781
01:34:48,050 --> 01:34:49,582
You know, I take that back.

1782
01:34:49,584 --> 01:34:51,985
Tinder is the greatest
invention of the 21st century.

1783
01:34:51,987 --> 01:34:53,019
Seriously.

1784
01:34:53,021 --> 01:34:55,021
I mean, fuck Twitter,

1785
01:34:55,023 --> 01:34:57,590
Facebook, instagram,
all that bullshit

1786
01:34:57,592 --> 01:35:00,593
with the likes and the comments
and the fucking followers.

1787
01:35:00,595 --> 01:35:03,363
Tinder is the only app

1788
01:35:03,365 --> 01:35:06,066
where people who like you
will actually fuck you.

1789
01:35:07,305 --> 01:35:13,507
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